Weekly Top Ten

Your Weekly Ten Is NOT Gonna Let That Fucker Trump Ruin Christmas

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Only Two Weeks Away From WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Loves You All Very Much. You Know That, Right?

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It’s Your Grateful Top Ten!

Come in and sit a spell!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT A HORSE OR A GOOSE OR A CUPCAKE, OK?

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Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Is Sick Of All These Slow News Weeks ZZZZZZZZZZ

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is A DINOSAUR GRRR ARGH!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Dressing Up As Trump’s Pee Tape For Halloween This Year

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of Talking About John Kelly

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is COMING TO KISS YOUR FACE!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Through With This Fucking Week, I Mean Good God!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Hasn’t Been Blocked By Maggie Haberman YET

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Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men!

Something about women in leggings, women-beating billionaires, and Roy Moore racist, LIKE JESUS!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT AN ANIMAL, OK?

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Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Does Love Tomi Lahren Genealogy Stories!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That

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