Weekly Top Ten

Your Weekly Top Ten Is NOT AN ANIMAL, OK?

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Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Does Love Tomi Lahren Genealogy Stories!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Really Hated Having To Make An Example Of Glenn Thrush Like That

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Apparently Still Obsessed With That Trump Idiot Named Brad

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does

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Your Weekly Top Ten Has New Pictures Of WONKETTE GRANDBABY!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Might Be Hungover Right Now So ZIP YOUR FACE

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is LOLing At Donald Trump’s Weakest, Saddest Week Ever

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of All These Incredibly Slow News Weeks

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Right Tuckered Out From All This Trump Jr. Russian Bullhockey!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Fawning All Over New WONKETTE GRANDBABY

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG TOMORROW IS WONKETTE BABY TODDLER HUMAN’S BIRTHDAY!

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Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump

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