WARBLOGGING

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Trump Asshole Can’t Stop LOLing About How Dead John McCain Is About To Be

Trump asshole says very Trump thing, and people are SHOCKED!

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
At the McClean (Virginia) of Madness

Guess How Many Torture Fans Named Dick Cheney Want To Bring Back Torture? ALL OF THEM!

Scary vice-presidential stories to tell in the dark.

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

How Stupid Was Trump’s Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To ‘Donald Fucking Trump’?

AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

‘HE CAN’T WIN!’ Wonkagenda For Mon., May 7, 2018

Rudy Giuliani goes full Nunberg, Trump dumps on Blankenship, and Gina Haspel tortured decision. Your morning news brief.

Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018

Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

Been Nice Knowing You, John Kelly. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 1, 2018

Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.