Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!
He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.
Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
Wonkette Conspiracy Corner!
Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!
Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
By the end of the week, Trump will be saying he always wanted a tougher policy toward Syria.