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Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

We Think Alex Jones May Be Confused About What A ‘Drag Queen’ Is

THIS IS THE NEW BEST ALEX JONES VIDEO EVER.

Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!

Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.

On Second Thought, Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn’t Call The Families Of The Fallen

If this is all Trump's got, perhaps he should just never open his mouth.

Ivanka Trump Remembers Which Floor Of Trump Tower She Was On When Kurt Cobain Died

You guys, Ivanka Trump had a PUNK PHASE.

What The Fuck Is Wrong With Donald Trump, Besides Absolutely Everything?

Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.

Donald Trump Jr. Has Some Opinions About Sexual Predators Who Aren’t His Dad!

Thanks for your important contributions to this conversation, Junior.

Healthiest President Ever Puts Lady Justices On Death Watch

THIS GUY is going to talk about someone else being unhealthy?!?!? President Pannus needs to sit the fuck down in his electric stroller and roll on home.

Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company’s Coming!

Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!