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Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

Here’s What The Fuck Is Going On With Steve Bannon And Robert Mueller

Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.

Seven Things To Think About That Are NOT Trump Comparing Porn Star He Banged To His Daughter Ivanka

Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?

Republican Lady Explains Good Fathers Stop Gun Crime. RFK’s Son Chris Kennedy Says Go Fuck Yourself

Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.

Steve Bannon Too Busy Sucking Own Cock To Answer Trey Gowdy’s Questions

Very stable White House geniuses manage feat of pissing off Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes. Please clap.

White House Doc Says President Beef Poots Only Weighs 239 Pounds, So That’s Some Bullshit

Also says Trump has a very good brain, to which we reply LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Cory Booker Just Called Kirstjen Nielsen A Complicit Asshole, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Welcome to your new job, Madame Secretary!

Trump’s Twitter Insults Getting Even Less Clever, Because Somehow That Was Possible

Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Tom Cotton And David Perdue Are Racist Assholes Like Trump!

What if they didn't hear Trump say 'shithole' because it just didn't register with them, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALSO RACISTS? Whoa if true!

This Is How Joy Reid Tells An Idiot To Shut The Fuck Up

All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.