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Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way

We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.

Nikki Haley Was Through With Your Shit Five Minutes Ago

Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.

Barbara Bush Dies At 92. We’re Sure It’s Working Out Very Well For Her

'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'

World’s Stupidest Chuck Todd Beginning To Doubt Fox News’s Commitment To Sparkle Motion

With guest starring performance from Chris Cillizza, because we're sorry.

A Unified Theory Of WHAT THE FUCK Michael Cohen And Sean Hannity! It Might Even Be Right!

No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Michael Cohen Real Fucked

He is so, so fucked.

Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore?

Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!

Pizzagate Crazy Roseanne Fave Says Hillary Clinton Carved A Witch Face On A Lady’s Vagina. AND SO MUCH MORE!

Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 30-YEAR-OLD BABY, DONALD TRUMP!

ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

What The Hell Did The Feds Want From Michael Cohen? We Are Getting A Glimmer Of An Idea!

MASSIVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD. That is what this is all about. WE THINK.

Oh, Shit! He’s Really Going To Do It! Everybody PANIC!

They say marching is the new brunch!