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Stupid Donald Trump Just Found Out Abraham Lincoln Was A Republican

Abraham Lincoln has been getting recognized more and more, Trump has noticed.
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Let’s Watch Neil Gorsuch Speak Softly And Call Ted Cruz A Huge Dick

In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

Even President Trump’s Schedule Is A Filthy Lie

Because their lips are moving.

POTUS Twitter Working Overtime To Spread #FakeNews About Today’s Comey Hearing

BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.

James Comey Pisses On Trump’s ‘Wire Tapp’ BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker

Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.

Donald Trump And Angela Merkel Met And All We Got Was This Unending Shame

Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!

Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President

YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Clown-Faced Wonkette Typist WORLD FAMOUS Among Creepy MRA Douchebags

Oh no Robyn got Sick Burned by this mom's basement dude (for real). Must mean it's time for OPEN THREAD!

The ‘WTF DUDE?’ Look Angela Merkel Gave Donald Trump Today Will GIVE YOU LIFE

Angela Merkel just read Donald Trump FOR FILTH, with *just her face*. Is there anything the Germans can't do?

Trump Budget Dude Fails To See How ‘Starving’ Is A Bad Thing

These millionaires aren't going to tax cut THEMSELVES you know!

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

Dutch Voters Kick Racist Geert Wilders Right In The Netherlands

Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.