We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.
Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.
'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'
With guest starring performance from Chris Cillizza, because we're sorry.
No, but seriously! What the hell happened yesterday?
This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
He is so, so fucked.
Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!
Pizzagate Crazy Roseanne Fave Says Hillary Clinton Carved A Witch Face On A Lady’s Vagina. AND SO MUCH MORE!
Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.
ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
MASSIVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD. That is what this is all about. WE THINK.
They say marching is the new brunch!