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Brave Christian Football Coach Eated By Lions

A high school assistant sportsball coach in Bremerton, Washington, had a nice chat with the Almighty, who told him that, despite orders to cut it out, he needs to keep praying on the 50-yard line following every game, because...

Papa John’s Guy Sad That NFL Players Care More About Police Brutality Than His Pizza Sales

Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.

Fox News Non-Racist Would Like To Know Who Let All These Gaywads And Blacks Into His Olympics

He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.

ESPN Just Wishes Jemele Hill Would Stop Making Trump And The Football Owners SO MAD!

Has Trump not heard about this whole cord-cutting thing?

Serena Williams Ends Sexism, Racism With Sportsball Throne. Just Kidding!

Earlier today, Serena Williams, part-time tennis virtuoso and full-time eradicator of universes, was awarded the Sports Illustrated Sportsperson Of The Year. Huzzah! No one could possibly be upset about such a deserving athletic superstar receiving recognition for her many...

Martin Luther King Had A Dream: Of Great Big Powerful Pickup Trucks!

Corporate America gets Black History Month started with a facepalm.

Here Is Adam Rippon SING-SKATING To Rihanna, Because Of Course He Is

Oh look at me, I'm Adam Rippon, I'm good at stuff.

Barack Obama Mentors Basketball Person Steph Curry In Sexxxy Sportstime Nice Time Video

Steph Curry, are you aware of him? He is basically the most incredible basketball player alive and if you are a fan of the Sport Of Hoops, this makes you either love him or hate him (or both). Like...

Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY

You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump’s Debate Prep Strategy Mostly Involves Prepping To Weasel Out Of Debating

Donald Trump didn't just spend the weekend beating up on the family of a war hero, oh, heavens no! The man is a master of multi-weaseling, as he demonstrated in his Sunday interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC's "This...

Badass Gay Figure Skater ‘Bout To Land Perfect Triple Axel UP MIKE PENCE’S ASS

Openly gay US figure skater Adam Rippon is having NONE. OF. MIKE. PENCE'S. SHIT.