Tim Tebow is known for two things, mainly. He loves Jesus so hard, in the manliest way possible, and he refuses to put his dick inside the endzones of either ladies or gentlemen. Like, he is so great at virginity...
Five students in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, will be disciplined for shouting "Donald Trump! Build that wall!" (and allegedly other racial slurs) at black and Latina high school soccer players from visiting Beloit Memorial High School last week, and Jim Hoft,...
Hey, this totally could have happened, you don't know.
Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
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If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
To be fair, maybe the only reason Trump has failed to congratulate the Cubs is that he's classless trash.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
So now we know at least part of the reason Donald Trump is sure there are millions of illegal voters who kept him from winning the popular vote in the election he won: When he told members of Congress...
Hey you guys, Donald Trump is bitching about athletes on Twitter again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?