Tim Tebow is known for two things, mainly. He loves Jesus so hard, in the manliest way possible, and he refuses to put his dick inside the endzones of either ladies or gentlemen. Like, he is so great at virginity...
Five students in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, will be disciplined for shouting "Donald Trump! Build that wall!" (and allegedly other racial slurs) at black and Latina high school soccer players from visiting Beloit Memorial High School last week, and Jim Hoft,...
Hey, this totally could have happened, you don't know.
Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.
He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.
Are the Olympic judges fucking kidding right now?
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
To be fair, maybe the only reason Trump has failed to congratulate the Cubs is that he's classless trash.
Trump Sportsball Tweet Has Opposite Of Intended Effect - Whoa If True!
Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America When He Can Just Do That At Home?
It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.