None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.
The stuff about Trump being deathly afraid of sharks has to be real. Give to the shark charity of your choice today!
It won't get passed, but it's still pretty disgusting that they're trying.
Many happy returns!
Both Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart are still in business. This is not a bug, it's a feature.
Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary.
Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Andrew Sullivan doesn't think women should tell other women if a man removes a condom during sex.
Consent is sexy.
Harper's Magazine plans to publish a Katie Roiphe article in their March issue that will out the creator of the Shitty Media Men list.
And when they have it perfected, women are OUT.
'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
A trip down garbage memory lane!
Here, we found you an idiot for Christmas!
Groping women without their consent is only OK if that person is Donald Trump and that woman is not you.