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Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Roy Moore Manfully Protects Twitter Account From Doug Jones Reading It

Alabama has a real chance to not look stupid. They really should take it.

Rape Fan Mike Cernovich Gets Sam Seder Fired For Not Liking Rape. Welcome To Trump’s MSNBC!

Usually 'I was JOKING' is a terrible defense. But in this case, the joke was aimed at a worthy target and those pretending to be offended are evil.

FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO.

DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.

Trump Makes It Official: I’M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!

What shocking news!

Jimmy Kimmel Heading To Alabama For A Jesus Fight With Roy Moore

Don't rush out and reserve tickets just yet.

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore Co-Authored What Appears To Be The Official Law Textbook Of Gilead

There is something uniquely pathetic about adult men whining that their religion allows them to be the boss of us, and not understanding why we might not be into that.

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.

The Five Most Disgusting Details In Variety’s Exposé Of Matt Lauer, Sex-Sliming Trash Monster

Sorry about your lunch and your dinner and your afternoon snack.

Leave Angela Lansbury Alone!

Angela Lansbury isn't the patriarchy, she's a victim of it.

GOP Pissed Poors Keep Complaining. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 29, 2017

GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.

We Actually Do Need To Talk About Witch Hunts

Wouldn't it be great if there weren't nuances and everyone could be Good or Evil and that was the end of it?

James O’Keefe Steps On His Dick (Again). Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 28, 2017

James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.

John Conyers Steps Down From House Leadership For Being Convicted Of MURDER … Of Our Hearts!

Congress might do something about sexual harassment in Congress, but first there's this vital tax cut for the rich.