sex crimes

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Kellyanne Conway And Friends Keep Trying To Turn #MeToo Into A ‘Gotcha’ Game

Conservatives think that the accusations against Eric Schneiderman mean they've 'won' something. But this isn't a game.

AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman, GET THE FUCK OUT

We lost a great AG, and apparently A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING. Time's the fuck up, Eric Schneiderman.

Gee, Anything Going On In Missouri That Might Affect The US Senate Race? Let’s Crimesplore!

Claire McCaskill has a secret weapon: Missouri Republicans are really good at self-inflicted chaos.
Screw you too, pal

Trump Says Rudy Giuliani Is Best Smartest Guy, Also Bad Stupid Idiot Who’s Wrong So Much

Oh look, they're changing their story again. And again. And again. And again.

Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018

Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!

Sorry To Be Such A Michelle Wolf, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Total Fucking Liar Again

Hate to break it to you, but she lied about Stormy Daniels. A LOT.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

The Redistribution Of Human Flesh, By Ross Douthbag

If we guarantee a right to sex for 'incels', shouldn't we also guarantee a right to human flesh for cannibals?

NBC Women Say They Were Pressured To Sign ‘Tom Brokaw Is Not A Sex Creep’ Letter No One Is Buying Anyway

Megyn Kelly is refusing to sign the letter, so now we have to give Megyn Kelly credit again for a thing.
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The Lying Devil Cancels R. Kelly Who Was Already Cancelled

R. Kelly can't believe the Devil would do this to him.

Been Nice Knowing You, John Kelly. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 1, 2018

Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.