Sex

Horndog Alabama Governor Synced Extramarital Horndog Sexts To Wife’s iPad. Christ.

Nothing like a good old-fashioned sex scandal, with a governor who can't understand how to sneak around worth a crap.
Do it on your own time

Trump Letting Strangers Finger Your Internet Porn. Happy Now, Republican Closet Cases?

Huh, it's like the GOP doesn't actually care what its OWN voters want.

Women Are Murdering The World By Putting Men In Friendship Jail, Says Idiot

Robyn catches a live one you guys!

Lame Chicks Sue Roger Ailes, Fox News Some More, Again, For No Reason At All, We Are Sure!

Bring me Solo, the Wookiee, and the slave girl's lawyer.
American Icon

Who’s Fox News’s Biggest Dick That’s Harassing All The Chicks? Bill O’Reilly. Damn Right.

Bill O'Reilly is exactly as nice to work for as you'd imagine.

Ross Douthat Will Fuck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard

Oh yeah baby that is right, can he call you Chunky Reese Witherspoon?

Do Lawmakers Even Know How Babby Is Formed? A Vaginasplainer!

A Handy Primer for State Legislators: We know that HooHoo + WooWoo = Babby. But how does Babby get in there????? Your Questions Answered!

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!

Gay-Hatin’ Tenn. Doctor/Lawmaker Only Fucked Married Patient/Cousin *Sometimes*

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! (As long as it's in the heterosexual way, otherwise THAT'S GROSS.)

Sen. Tim Kaine’s Son Arrested For Protesting Trump TOO SEXXXILY

OH HI. RIOT HERE OFTEN?

Hey, Little Lady! White Guy Legislators Have Some Thoughts About Your Vagina!

Grab Your Vagina for a Ladyhaters Legislative Round Up! Spoiler Alert: There are Republicans Up in Your Bits!

Mean Women Just Won’t Stop Buying Abortions In Tennessee Pastor’s Name!

He may throw the cards out, but what he can never throw out is all the money that he has inspired others to give in support of Planned Parenthood.