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Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Rick Perry’s ‘Fossil Fuels Stop Rape’ Comment Only Half As Dumb As It Seems

Rick Perry is a stupid oil-pimping doofus. But today at least, he's only MOSTLY wrong.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.
A lot, actually

EPA Scientific Advisory Groups Now Untainted By Science. Thus Saith The Lord!

What fun they are having at the EPA!

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017

Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!

Google Pulled Some Shady Shit In Montana, And Now They Have A Violent Asshole Congressman

Oh, did someone forget to not be evil?

EPA Spokeswoman Liz Bowman Really Making Name For Herself, As YOOOGE DICK

Another graduate of the Donald Trump School of Business Communication For Kids Who Don't Business Communicate Good Or Aren't Good At Other Things Too.

Ryan Zinke Hates The Fucking Eagles, Man

Is lead bad for wildlife? That's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Hire These Whitefish Energy Grifters To Write All Your Contracts FOR EVER

Sometimes you just have to admire it.

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Has Come Up With The Solution For Drug Deaths, And It Is Bootstraps!

Donald Trump will solve the country's drug problem by doing ... NOTHING. Yeah, we were shocked, too.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Teenage Refugee Finally Gets ICE’s Damn Hands Off Her Body

Courts finally order Texas to let a pregnant immigrant teenager access abortion. Which is good, BUT WE ARE STILL MAD.

Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

Knee Deep In Niger. Wonkagenda for Oct. 24, 2017

There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.