Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
If the EPA won't protect our air and water, at least it can protect one guy.
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.