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What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Deleted Comments: If Gravity Is Real, Why Can We Jump, Smart Guy?

Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Wants Bodyguards To Protect Him From His Own Staff (Not A Joke)

If the EPA won't protect our air and water, at least it can protect one guy.

Oh Look, Nazi Flat Earthers. Aren’t You Surprised??

The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Haw haw, fuck you, Earth!

Bureau Of Land Management Web Page Swaps Out Dumb Nature Pics For Beautiful, Lovely COAL

If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!

Bill O’Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017

Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

Trump’s Crazy EPA Guy? He’s FAR TOO SANE! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 28, 2017

Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!