Science

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Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too

Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.

You Can Have Donald Trump’s Jitterbug Old People Phone When You Pry It From His Cold Dead Hands

Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
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Rep. Mo Brooks Does Science: Maybe Sea Levels Rise When Someone Drops Mountains In The Ocean

Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Scott Pruitt Just Trying To Kill You Is All

Gosh, who'd have thought reorienting the EPA to help industry could have unfortunate effects?

World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 15, 2018

Mike Pence's shadow campaign, no peace in the Middle East, and Trump's Chinese theme park. Your morning news brief.

Trump Knows ONE WEIRD CHINESE TRICK To Screw Up Trade Policy AND National Security!

Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.

Hepatitis Eating Your Liver Without Even Chianti. It’s SCIENCE!

Ah, May. The flowers are blooming again. Mother’s Day… and of course, it’s Hepatitis Awareness Month. But you knew that, right? You’re a Wonkette reader (and hopefully you give us a monthly tithe just like you do to the FSM...

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

Scott Pruitt Stars In ‘My Dinner With Accused Sex-Abuser Cardinal Who Says Global Warming’s Fake’

Scott Pruitt has some funny ideas about how science works -- and about who counts as an expert on climate.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.