Science

Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science

The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

Dana Rohrabacher Asks NASA: Was Mars A Good Place To Raise A Kid?

In fact, it's cold as hell

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Is Making Reefer Madness Great Again

Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Jim Inhofe: If Global Warming Is Real, Then OH FUCK FUCK FUCK! ICEBERG!

Scientists disagree about the role of climate change in forming one of history's biggest icebergs. Not one says it's a hoax, though. Silly scientists!

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

FCC Chair Wants You To Sit Down And Shut Up About Net Neutrality, Everything Else

Ajit Pai has screwed over jailbirds, the incarcerated, and now he's coming after the Internet.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
Spit it out to make room for your foot, Rick Perry, or a dildo, whatever.

Oh Poor Dumb Pretty Rick Perry

Do the law of gravity next, Rick Perry!

Volvo Goes Electric Like Bob Dylan, A Headline Joke For Fellow Olds

Crazy Swedes, acting like businesses should adapt to global warming.