Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won

Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.

Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

No, Gary Cohn, You’re Still Not Invited To Seder!

Wonkette's Jewish Mother is NOT IMPRESSED, BOYCHIK!
We're never getting tired of this image.

Mike Huckabee Quit-Fired By Country Music For Being Too Much Of A Bigot Dick

If only he really were forced to SHUT THE HELL UP!

The ‘Moonies’ Mass-Marrying Their Guns: A Fashion DO!

A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong?

Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018

Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka Declares That 2016 Election Proved Existence Of God

Because obviously God was so into a pussy-grabbing billionaire that he rigged the whole election in his favor!

Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery

Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady.

Be An Orange, Not A Whorange!

We are so confused!

Mazel Tov! Creepy Nazi Cult Finds Tennessee Compound Of Its Dreams!

What could possibly go wrong?