No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
This week is off to a terrible start.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.
Consequences are for heathens!
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.
Better buy some food buckets!
Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!
Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!