Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.
Some guy tapped him on the shoulder. It was harrowing.
Finally, a TRUE CHRISTIAN White House!
Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.
Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!
SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.
God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.
Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.
Welcome to the weirdest internet rabbit hole in the history of weird internet rabbit holes.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?