The Lord works in mysterious ways! But this is not one of them.
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!
Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.
Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America
It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
The Jesus Freaks are bad at math.
Both Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart are still in business. This is not a bug, it's a feature.
If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.
Soccer hooligans look down on these guys.
We will pray for this dumb Fox News essayist.
And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Can we stop talking about these trashy people now? PLEASE???