If a post is about guns, the Catholic church, or vaccines, you can bet it'll keep getting weird comments for years.
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Boy, These Montana ‘Pastors’ Running For Senate And All Their Different Names And GoFundMes, I Don’t Know!
These people are craaaaazy.
Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!
As long as there's candy included, nutso evangelist comics are OK with us.
A message from the Church Of Trolling
God has heard what you've been saying about Jim Bakker. Better knock that off.
Some people have really weird 'values.'
To be fair, maybe Mike Pence said he likes his gays HUNG.
Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!
Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Every time you think you understand what evil looks like there's another news story.
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
What will Republicans be lying about today? HOORAY! It is ABORTION!