Welcome to the weirdest internet rabbit hole in the history of weird internet rabbit holes.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?
Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.
Nobody expected Bernie Sanders to lead the Spanish Inquisition.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.
Now we know what Donald trump sees in him.
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!
TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!