Religion

A Fucking Bible Lesson About Throwing Stones For Dumbass Trumper Rent-A-Pastor Greg Locke

WONKETTE GONNA TAKE YOU TO BIBLE TOWN NOW.

Briefly Lucid Pat Robertson Likes These Young Folks Marching For Gun Reform. Huh!

A shocking outbreak of decency on the right!

Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It

Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!

Eligible #MAGA Bachelor Loves Trump, Long Walks On The Border Wall, And Bombing Clinics And Mosques. Swipe Right!

If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.

Tucker Carlson Has Big Sad For Nazi Flakes Not Allowed Into U.K.

Rough times for white nationalists. Thank heavens Tucker Carlson cares.

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won

Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.

Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

No, Gary Cohn, You’re Still Not Invited To Seder!

Wonkette's Jewish Mother is NOT IMPRESSED, BOYCHIK!
We're never getting tired of this image.

Mike Huckabee Quit-Fired By Country Music For Being Too Much Of A Bigot Dick

If only he really were forced to SHUT THE HELL UP!

The ‘Moonies’ Mass-Marrying Their Guns: A Fashion DO!

A weird cult with a lot of guns! What could possibly go wrong?