Religion

COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.
God's financial analyst.

Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.

If Only There Were Some Sort Of ‘Affordable’ ‘Care’ For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer

Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

Trump You’re Firing Staff Over OTHER Leaking. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 30, 2017

White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.

Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson Talked To Jesus, Confirm He Hates The Poor And The Sick!

Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?

Melania And Ivanka Trump Show The World What Feminine Power Looks Like

Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Remember That Time Trump Was SO MAD Michelle Obama Didn’t Wear A Head Scarf In Saudi Arabia?

Is Melania now plagiarizing Michelle Obama's fashion decisions/political statements?

Iowa Defunds Planned Parenthood, Four Clinics Close. Happy Friday!

Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!

Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media

As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!