Religion

With 2900 Deaths Just In Texas, Trump Grifter Pastor Lady Proclaims Hosanna! Jesus Is Our Flu Shot!

The Lord works in mysterious ways! But this is not one of them.

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America

It is a sad and tragic tale about how unfair it is that college students don't think they're funny anymore.

Deleted Comments: One Of Those Weeks Where The Bigots Forgot What Their Own Slurs Mean

We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
It's a fair cop

Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!

If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
Your tax dollars at work

Jesus Freaks Have BEST Plan To Take Schools Back To The 300 Years Of The 17th Century

The Jesus Freaks are bad at math.

Tony Perkins Giving Trump A ‘Mulligan’ On Stormy Daniels Is Par For The Evangelical Course

Both Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart are still in business. This is not a bug, it's a feature.

White House Wishes Everyone Would Be Good Christians Just Like Donald Trump

If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.

Very Stable Geniuses Try To Arrest London’s Mayor For High Crime Of Brownness

Soccer hooligans look down on these guys.

Fox News Just Beside Itself That Anyone Would Politicize Martin Luther King

We will pray for this dumb Fox News essayist.

Joy Reid Rips Trump Pastor A New Shithole For Hating Dirty UnAmerican Poors

And God said unto thee: Joy Reid, explain Jesus for this Trump loving jackass who hates poors from shithole countries.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

Roy Moore’s JOO LAWYER Is Best Kind Of Jew: The Christian Kind!

Can we stop talking about these trashy people now? PLEASE???