Kevin Swanson will NOT be welcoming our bison-human hybrid overlords!
Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.
The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Robyn catches a live one you guys!
Trump weirdo nazi guy wants to bomb the Muslims ... with American history books! Wait what? (Oh yeah, also bombs.)
You know what people DO care about? Judges who think their employer can literally force them to die.
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017
Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
The worst thing about surviving the End Times will be other survivalists.
Lawsplaining all like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
'Not hitting kids' is clearly a satanic idea. It's your OPEN THREAD!