The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.
Consequences are for heathens!
BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.
Better buy some food buckets!
Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!
Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Another day in Trump's America.
Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?
Oh Washington Post, we love you so much. Why you gotta do us like that?
Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Is Melania now plagiarizing Michelle Obama's fashion decisions/political statements?
Planned Parenthood shutting down a third of its Iowa clinics. THANKS TRUMP!
Trump Blesses Coast Guard With Inspirational Speech On His Struggles As A Victim Of The Lamestream Media
As you go forth into the world, you will encounter the FAKE MEDIA WHO ARE SO MEAN TO ME, DONALD TRUMP!!!!