Post-Racial America

Hillary Clinton Needs To Muzzle Her Husband

Bill Clinton has been yelling at black people again. Specifically, he's been yelling at protesters from Black Lives Matter, calling them dishonest liars who stick up for murderers and crack dealers. (The bad kind of crack dealer, who makes...
Original caption is 'Of course he wants to vote the Democratic Ticket.' Please add your own Robert Byrd comments.

Georgia Sends Sheriffs To Scare Black People From Voting. Uh, Protect Integrity Of The Vote, They Mean.

Georgia's Hancock County is just one jurisdiction taking a more personal, face-to face approach to suppressing the black vote, because they care.

DC Restaurant Accidentally Hosts Nazi Buffoons, Tila Tequila, Gives All The Proceeds To These Nice Jews

This weekend, Maggiano's Little Italy in Washington D.C. found itself the unwitting host to a large group of members of a white nationalist think tank, the National Policy Institute, that had booked a reservation under another name. The group's stated...
True fact: Nerdy smiles started as a prison fashion, like saggy pants

Muslim Clock Nerd Ahmed Mohamed Gonna Sue Bejesus Out Of Bigot Texas Town

In a development we've only been anticipating since Day One, the family of Ahmed Mohamed is threatening to sue over a September incident in which the 14-year-old was arrested after he brought a home-rebuilt alarm clock to school in Irving,...
The Thin Blue Line

Tulsa Cop *Might* Not Even Get Away With Murder!

Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt

Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?

Who Is Suing Donald Trump Today?

Blue state A.G.s destroyed Trump's travel ban; let's hope they have similar success defending DACA.

The Name Of The Mockingbird Is Rose: Remembering Harper Lee and Umberto Eco

It's been a rough couple of days for your bookish types. Friday, we lost Harper Lee, the author of To Kill a Mockingbird, a novel many of us grew up with, and then later in the day we also...

Pamela Geller Is Suing The Facebook For Loving Muslims Too Much

Pamela Geller, a lady who is solely famous for being a horrible bigot and going around whining about Muslim people existing, is totally gonna sue Facebook. Why? Well, she says it is because Facebook is going around banning people...

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 23, 2016

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Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017

Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Bristol Palin is Mad About A Thing

Bristol Palin Terrified Her Baby Will Get Arrested For Being Muslim Science Terrorist

We THOUGHT we told Bristol Palin to STFU about that lovely Muslim science nerd smarty-pants kid, Ahmed Mohamed, who was so proud of himself for inventing a little clock that he wanted to rush to school and show it...
May 2015 was like a whole century ago in Trump Time

Maybe Donald Trump Should Pay To Repair All These Mosques

It's been a busy seven days for people who want to protect America from the Muslim Threat! Since Donald Trump announced his completely impossible policy proposal to ban Muslims from entering the USA on December 7, there have been...
Neither a gentleman nor a scholar

Donald Trump Yells More At Messican Judge In Trump University Suit, Forgets One Weird Trick

Donald Trump continues to be very unhappy about the terrible travesty of justice in the biased, unfair, and totally unjustified lawsuits against his "Trump University" scam.
Big Sister Is Watching You

Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America’ Turns Your Angry Wingnut Uncle’s Emails Into A Movie

We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.

Real Piece Of Sh*t White Guy Doesn’t Understand Why He Has To Stay In Jail For Killing Black Boy

He said the way he saw it, he just got another piece of trash off the street.