You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!
Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
Also this is your open thread!
A white cop is actually going to prison for shooting an unarmed black man. During the Trump administration, no less.
We think you'll agree this statement from Sarah Huckabee Sanders is very Poot Lips.
Durr durr durr durr durr.
Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.
Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.
The Week In Garbage Men: Daily Stormer Pretty Sure It’s Legal To Harass People If You Are A Nazi About It
Daily Stormer proprietor Andrew Anglin's attorneys claim threatening to throw a Jewish woman into an oven is an expression of free speech.
There’s always at least SOME fun news.
It's OK to be white. It's not OK to be this stupid.
THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
This is the grossest. (We have redacted the parts you don't want to see.)