Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Does the National Italian-American Foundation really think we can't do better than a genocidal maniac? I say we can!
BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is setting more records for shitty approval ratings, and it's because his base is starting to fall away!
I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
The news out of Puerto Rico is bad. And Donald Trump will make it worse.
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Wait, that can't be right.
Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?
Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.
This isn't a dogwhistle. This is a fucking BRASS BAND PLAYING SONGS ABOUT RACISM.
Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.
Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!