Post-Racial America

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

I Am An Italian-American And I Think Columbus Day Is Garbage

Does the National Italian-American Foundation really think we can't do better than a genocidal maniac? I say we can!

Poll Porn! Donald Trump Now Losing All His Country Folk, Oh No, How Sad!

BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is setting more records for shitty approval ratings, and it's because his base is starting to fall away!

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Trump Gives Puerto Rico What It Needs, And It Is This Golf Trophy! (No Joke, Except Donald Trump!)

The news out of Puerto Rico is bad. And Donald Trump will make it worse.

LAS VEGAS HORROR. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 2, 2017

If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!

Tucker Carlson Now Being Gross And Weird About The Jews

Wait, that can't be right.

Donald Trump Appreciates The Congrats On Tremendous Job He’s Doing In Puerto Rico!

Puerto Rico is in crisis, and why is everyone being so mean to Donald Trump?

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Trump Reckons NFL Owners Are Pussies Scared Of Big Black Dudes, Just Like Him!

This isn't a dogwhistle. This is a fucking BRASS BAND PLAYING SONGS ABOUT RACISM.

Trump Tax ‘Plan’: You’ll Be Sick To Death. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 28, 2017

Trump tax plan is here, Kushnerville strikes back, and Democrats LURV Puerto Rico. Your morning news brief.

6 Out Of 10 Football Fans Agree: Donald Trump Should Go Munch AstroTurf

Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!