Post-Racial America

All The Fuckery They Think They Can Get Past Us In Alabama

You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!
We won't, we promise.

This Is SOME BULLSHIT: Michigan Keeping John Conyers’s Seat Empty For Rest Of His Term

Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.

Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017

Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.

White Cop Who Killed Walter Scott Actually Catches 20 Years In Prison, So Everything’s Good Now

A white cop is actually going to prison for shooting an unarmed black man. During the Trump administration, no less.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Being A Real Poot Lips About Civil Rights Hero John Lewis

We think you'll agree this statement from Sarah Huckabee Sanders is very Poot Lips.

Chicago Tribune: Let Gays Eat Those Swastika Cakes We Like

Say what you will about the Chicago Tribune ed board, Donnie, at least it's an ethos.

These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit

Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.

The Week In Garbage Men: Daily Stormer Pretty Sure It’s Legal To Harass People If You Are A Nazi About It

Daily Stormer proprietor Andrew Anglin's attorneys claim threatening to throw a Jewish woman into an oven is an expression of free speech.

Sad NYT Nazi YOU’RE FIRED Even Though He Had Such Nice Manners, Sad!

There’s always at least SOME fun news.

Dipshit Who Went To White House For Gateway Pundit: ‘It’s OK To Be White’ And Also Assault Chicks

It's OK to be white. It's not OK to be this stupid.

Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker

THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Trump: Hey Kid, You Wanna Watch A Snuff Film?

This is the grossest. (We have redacted the parts you don't want to see.)