Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
The Party of Personal Responsibility strikes again. Literally, this time.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!
He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
It's the fifth judicial loss for Texas's awful voter ID law. Maybe Justice Gorsuch will decide discrimination isn't really discriminatory.
We got your 'Trump Era' swinging.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
This *might* be worse than that Pepsi thing, but who can really say.
Time to get your blood up.
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.