Worst 'master race' ever.
FEMA doesn't appreciate people who are more helpful than FEMA, news at eleven.
I'm a relatively new writer here at Wonkette and I regret to inform you that despite my best efforts at just doing dick jokes and satire, it turns out I am going to be the writer that covers death...
Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!
That's right, Virginia, blue IS the warmest color!
What did they think was gonna happen?
Oh man, you really got us this time, 4chan!
Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.
Nigel Farage has some thoughts on The Jews.
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
The ACLU is doing that 'justice' thing it's so fond of. Thank God.
In which the Trump White House cannot answer a simple question about IS SLAVERY GOOD? Y/N
Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.
Lawyer, Dawg? Or Lawyer Dog? Same difference.
The 'adult in the room' believes some pretty childish things about history.
Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!