Post-Racial America

Trump’s FEMA Quite Miffed At Chef José Andrés For Being A Big Ol’ Showboat In Puerto Rico

FEMA doesn't appreciate people who are more helpful than FEMA, news at eleven.

No. You Don’t Get To Kill Yourself. Neither Do I.

I'm a relatively new writer here at Wonkette and I regret to inform you that despite my best efforts at just doing dick jokes and satire, it turns out I am going to be the writer that covers death...

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!

So, Anything Happen In Virginia Last Night?

That's right, Virginia, blue IS the warmest color!

Papa John’s So Sad That Only Nazis Like Their Shitty Pizza Now

What did they think was gonna happen?

The Week In Garbage People: Internet Racists Try To Make #ItsOkayToBeWhite Hoax Happen

Oh man, you really got us this time, 4chan!

ICE Has Come Up With New Ways To Culture Of Life All Over Pregnant Teens HOORAY

Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.

Nigel Farage An Actual Nazi

Nigel Farage has some thoughts on The Jews.

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Radical ACLU Acts Like Undocumented Little Girl Still Human, Is That Even Allowed?

The ACLU is doing that 'justice' thing it's so fond of. Thank God.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions’

In which the Trump White House cannot answer a simple question about IS SLAVERY GOOD? Y/N

Papa John’s Guy Sad That NFL Players Care More About Police Brutality Than His Pizza Sales

Apparently there is a lot of crossover between people who love police brutality and also love shitty pizza.

Louisiana Supreme Court Does NOT Speak Jive!

Lawyer, Dawg? Or Lawyer Dog? Same difference.

John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn’t ‘Compromise’ On Slavery

The 'adult in the room' believes some pretty childish things about history.

Russia Tried To Start A Black ‘War On Christmas,’ And IT. WAS. ADORABLE.

Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!