Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.
Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
Once that Nigerian prince comes through, you'll never see THIS GUY again!
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
Had enough Trumpocalypse? Let's HAPPY TALK about Virginia's upcoming elections!
BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is setting more records for shitty approval ratings, and it's because his base is starting to fall away!
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
Another loony lawyer in Trumpland!
Also, too, Steve Bannon is a pretentious nutbag who thinks he's fucking Rasputin.
Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches...
Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
Before the storm, Texas was facing a political earthquake. Now????
Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!