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Midterm Madness: Devin Nunes Is Treading Water In California’s 22nd.

Devin Nunes carries more water for Trump than the farmers in California's 22nd District.
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Supreme Court Tells Pennsylvania GOP To Eat It, My, Isn’t That Sad

So unfair when Republicans can't draw their own districts as White Gun Jesus intended!

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

Senate Sunday: In Florida, It’s Bill Nelson Versus Voldemort

You know what this country really doesn't need? Senator Bat Boy. Ick.

Knock Knock, Ivanka, FBI Calling! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 2, 2018

Vanky and Jared both under SO MANY 'vestigations, panicked Ben Carson trying to give his dinette money back, and White House staffers are stuck on the Trump train.

Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018

Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

Eric Holder Sues Scott Walker: STOP FUCKING THAT BADGER!

Sorry about your vote, Scott Walker doesn't feel like it.

President Pussy Caves To Teenagers Who Were Mean To Him On Twitter. GOOD.

Those kids in Florida are getting people's attention. Even the ones you'd expect to miss the point.

Gun Nuts Shoot Moral Compasses To Smithereens. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 21, 2018

Local lawmakers shoot down gun control, conspiracy nuts go above and beyond, and a Dem in Kentucky wins back her state House seat. Your morning news brief.

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

2018 Midterm Madness: Conor Lamb, The Democratic Dream Marine In PA’s 18th

In this corner: The Dream Marine VS the Bible-thumping torturer. A battle for Pennsyltucky!
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Yet Another Romeo Trying To Sweep Missouri’s Woman Voters Off Their Slutty Feet! Oooh La La!

How on earth does Claire McCaskill keep getting so lucky with these skunky opponents?

I’m Not A Collusion, YOU’RE A COLLUSION! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 11, 2018

Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!

Let’s Do POLL PORN About President Loser Dick’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year!

Good news! Americans hate the weak and failing Donald Trump more than ever!

2017: The Year Those Stupid Fucking Lawyer Jokes Finally Died

What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!