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Sad Texas Bigots Can’t Even Pass A Bathroom Bill, LOL Sad Losers!

Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!

Oh God, Another ‘HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SHITTY TRUMP POLL’ Post? You Bet Your Ass!

He literally must be so tired of winning.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Half Of Republicans Just Fine With It If Trump Cancels 2020 Election (Because Mexicans)

Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Dean Heller Goes Dumpster Fire Diving

Mitch McConnell forced Dean Heller to walk the plank. Heller shot himself in the foot voluntarily.

Obvious Fake News Poll Says America Hates Trump’s Fucking Guts More Than Ever

Donald Trump is leading a REVOLUTION of being the most loathed president who ever lived.

American Dream Deferred. Wonkagenda for Thurs., August 3, 2017

Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.
Il Duce and Ol' Douchey

Fox News Dingus Jesse Watters Pretty Sure Donald Trump Would Make One Nifty Dictator

Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating

No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

It’s Official: Republicans Really, Really Hate Book-Learnin’

Republicans don't trust higher education. Yes, we should have told you to sit down first.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.