Darn that elitist Barack Obama -- not only does he want to inflict higher education on all young people, he also wants to make it more available to veterans. Which is why he announced Wednesday, on Armistice Day and...
Devin you ignorant slut!
Jesus Christ, this is stupid.
Donald Trump thinks Captain Sulu has excellent taste. Your Open Thread!
So this smegma-guzzling ferret, Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah, we were talking about him just the other day, remember? Because HAHAHAHA he thinks maybe he will be the next Drinker of the House. (Spoiler: He will not.) We ran through...
Rep. Steve King is just not ready for this kind of change.
Breitbart Watch: Establishment Republicans Are Importing Somali Terrorists To Stab You! Be More Afraid!
Now we know who's really responsible for terrorism: Republicans who don't hate Muslims enough.
Republican governor trying pretty hard to keep his seat in blue blue Maryland. Keep trying governor!
There is a town called OXFORD, Alabama, and it sounds like the town council/shootin' range/squirrel recipe dispensary needs an OXFORD English Dictionary, because boy howdy, let us tell you about these dumb motherfuckers. The City Council is so mad about...
Jared Kushner will use his mad business skills to fix the Middle East! Hooray!
GIVE IT, TOM ARNOLD, GIVE IT.
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
a href="http://wonkette.com/588815/feminists-murder-patriarchy-again-for-ten-dollar-bill"Thank goodness we have Fox & Friends to let us know what our cultural anxieties should be. We already knew that it was very important to fret that those crazy feminists were going to murder the patriarchy by...
The good guys win one, for now.
Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
Gen. Michael Flynn’s Awful ‘Pizzagate’-Promoting Son No Longer On Trump Transition Team. Now, About His Dad…
Uh, guys? This could be a problem.