The one on the left looks awful familiar for some reason

Oh Hey Rand Paul Is Still Running For A Thing. Remember Him? Your Senate Sunday!

Kentucky may be having one historic Senate election, but nobody's paying much attention. Let's fix that!

Happy Birthday To Michelle Obama, Once And Future Queen Of America!

This is also your OPEN THREAD, okay? You can talk here, it's allowed.
Can we fix it? No, it's fucked.

Jeb Bush So Proud Of How His Florida Boys Did Abu Ghraib

BREAKING NEWS, Jeb Bush opened his mouth and his dick came out and then he stepped on it: “I was commander-in-chief of the National Guard. I visited Iraq and Afghanistan. The National Guard in Florida took the responsibility of running...

Hollywood Conservative Stacey Dash Being Not At All Grossly Transphobic And Sexist Again

Also, she wishes we could go back to Mad Men times, when things were definitely good for both women and black people.
Best Game Ever!

Hey, Remember That Card Game We Made? Yeah, We Still Have Hundreds Of Them, Let’s Fix That!

Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

If It’s Bernie Or Bust, And It Won’t Be Bernie, What Does That Leave?

The BOO-erners were much more scarce on Night Two of the convention, just as we predicted!
Idea hat.

Louie Gohmert Says He’ll Quit Congress Over Iran Deal, Bye Dumbass!

All these Republican wingnut jokesters, making promises they never keep! So Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Asparagus Aspersions) is very, very upset about the Iran deal, because it's not a treaty, which means Iran won't pay any attention to it, and...
Come and get your love

Today’s Your Obamacare Sign-up Deadline, Get It While You Can!

Today's the deadline to sign up for Obamacare plans starting January 1. Get on it, people.

David Brooks Can’t Stop Fapping Over Marco Rubio’s Bursting And Surging

It seems like just last week we were writing about how David Brooks would like to gay marry Marco Rubio except not really in a gay way because ewww no homo. For some, their mancrush finishing third in Iowa...

Ted Cruz Doesn’t Care If He ‘Accidentally’ Blows Off Someone’s Head With A Shotgun

Here's something that is not even a tiny bit funny: Ted Cruz casually and negligently mishandling a deadly weapon. You can watch the video, if you're craving some Cruz blah blahing about why a Republican like Sean Hannity should moderate the...

Kellyanne Conway Furious Sexist Media Sexist To Sexist Donald Trump’s Nonexistent Tax Plan

Pro-tip: If you're going to pivot, pivot to something that at least exists, maybe.

If Donald Trump Says 3 + 1 = 5, Then 3 + 1 = 5

The math teachers LOVE Trump.

A Shitty Yelp Review For A Trump Resort That Doesn’t Exist


Russian Ambassador Having A Sad, Because He Misses His Trump Traitor Friends :(

They never call. They never write. OR DO THEY?