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Sarah Palin’s Arizona Sex Pad Is On The Market, And Wonkette Wants It

Do you have $2,499,000 lying around, perhaps under your mattress or maybe in your Amazon dot com gift card account? Would you like to put it to good use by buying yr Wonkette a 7,971 square foot fuckpad in Scottsdale?...
Guess what body part I'm being? Oh, you guessed!

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Tells Maine Voters To Suck His Dick, Pretty Much (This Is A Post About Medicaid)

Nothing is more important than the Will Of The People, unless The People want stupid luxuries like minimal health coverage, the lazy slobs.

Deleted Comments: The Canadian SCOTUS Will Surely Hear Of This Outrage!

Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now

What is Russia doing RIGHT NOW to continue its campaign to undermine American democracy? That's what Rachel Maddow wants to know.

How Can Donald Trump Cut Taxes When He Already Doesn’t Pay Any?

Donald Trump appears to have a long history of income tax avoidance. Yeah, you could knock us over with a feather.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Celebrating Another Successful Infrastructure Week

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Baby Donald Trump Just Learning To Talk And Think At Same Time, Says Ben Carson

Trump's only 69, how could he possibly know any better?

Liveblogging BIG PORKY SEAN SPICER’S Last Press Briefing Ever, Unless He Does Another One

We must savor these moments while they last!
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Russian Hackers Now Using Wikileaks As Sock Puppet. Thanks, Obama!

Happy Back To The Rat Race Day, Wonketariat! Are you looking forward to the coronation of the Khaleesi this week in Philadelphia, where the Democratic National Convention is expected to be a stark contrast to the shit cyclone that tore...

House GOP Fails To Take Your Food Stamps Away. Better Luck Next Time, House GOP!

Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.

Confederacy-Humpin’ Lawmaker Beated His Wife, With ‘Morals’

Last year, this South Carolina lawmaker sent Confederate Christmas Cards. This year, he's getting arrested for domestic violence. HUH!

Senate GOP Got Obamacare Repeal In Its Tax Cuts

Yes, we have to protest this shit AGAIN.

The Top Ten Posts Of 2015 Will Tongue-Kiss You At Midnight, Since Nobody Else Will

Hooray, it's midnight! But only if you live in the time zone where it is midnight. If you don't live there, like say for instance maybe you live in "Luxembourg" or the "Mountain Time Zone," two places that may or...

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!