Politics

WaPo’s Jennifer Rubin Breaks Up With Abusive Dumb Nightmare Boyfriend, The GOP

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin breaks up with the GOP for being too crass, stupid, and angry. Maybe she is libertarian-curious?

Is That A Dick In Michele Fiore’s Cop Boyfriend’s Pocket, Or Is He Going To Shoot Her?

Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.

Idaho Wingnut Rep Punished For Being Too Awesome, Also Maybe Psycho

Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.

Nice ‘Alt-Right’ Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack ‘Snowflakes,’ Shot One

Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.

Your Early Valentine: A Health Secretary Who Hates Your Birth Control! :D

Tom Price is SO MAD about all the people out there having sex.
Don't try this at home.

How Donald Trump’s Sociopathic Parenting Made Donald Trump Jr. The Winner He Is Today

Donald Trump Jr explains where he got his lovable Patrick Bateman personality.

Hey, Did All You Woman Protesters Pick Up Your George Soros Checks Yet?

Fox News shows us how to lie while saying something that's technically factual

Obama Promises Not To Leave Us All Alone With The Scary Clown-Man In The White House

You want to feel good about Barack Obama one more time? Listen to this podcast.
We hear some Republicans are running, too

Maryland Has Two Awesome Democrats Running For Senate. Can We Have Both?

This week, our Senate preview will be a little different from the usual format: We're off to Maryland, where the two parties' candidates haven't yet been chosen. Barbara Mikulski, who served in the Senate for five terms, announced last...

Comey Hearings Just A Bunch Of House Republicans Stepping On Own Dicks. Again.

What did we learn from the GOP's incessant badgering of James Comey? Lots! But not what the GOP wanted us to learn.

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!

Elizabeth Warren Literally Wants To Throw That Loser Donald Trump Down A Drain Now

She also says Trump Did Not Build That, oooooooh YA BURNT!

Donald Trump Got $2.3 Million In Fees Paid To His Foundation, If That Don’t Beat All

Still more fun 'n' big-money games with the Trump Foundation.

Guess State Department Doesn’t Even Want Us All To Join Mar-a-Lago Anymore :(

No emoluments. No emoluments. YOU'RE the emoluments.
You're cool with this now, right?

Utah Figures Abortions Too Safe And Easy For Ladies, Fixes That For Them

Utah seems like a terrible place. Oh, must we elaborate on that? Fine. Utah seems like a terrible place if you are a woman who has the misfortune of wanting to exercise your constitutional right to have a medical...