So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Senate Intelligence Committee Bein’ All Mature And Shit About Trump Russia Investigation, What’s That About?
Is it possible these are the adults in the room? OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE. Also YOUR OPEN THREAD!
Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit. LOL Trump Lawyer! LOL!
Will Donald Trump face a lawsuit for being a gross groper? Or is he too busy Tweeting at the teevee?
Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!
White supremacist murderer James Jackson has views that are echoed throughout right-wing forums online, and we must start paying attention.
Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.
MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.
Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.
White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?
James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017
Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?
Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.
Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!