Politics

Richmond, Virginia, To Fact-Check Fake News (On Confederate Monuments)

Context has a liberal bias.

This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.

Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.

For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He’s An Obsessed Pussy

No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

The Great Trump Tape Escape! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 23, 2017

Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!

Wonkette Demands Sexxxy Justin Trudeau Hug Us As Hard As He Hugs This Goddamn Stuffed Unicorn

Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?

Barack Obama Would Like To Have A Word With You About Healthcare

The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Donald Trump Said A Fib About Having James Comey Tapes! Naughty Naughty!

What a little Pinocchio he is!

All The Really Vomity Parts Of The Senate’s Obamacare-Killing ‘Better Care’ Act

Your Shit Sandwich is ready, America!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

Donald Trump Gets Just A Little Richer Off Only Housing Program His Budget Doesn’t Cut. No Conflict!

Donald Trump getting rich off government programs? Inconceivable!

Trump’s Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa

Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him.

Senate Republicans To Finally Let Us See How They’ll Murder Obamacare (And Poor People) Today

They really shouldn't have let the death panel write this thing.

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.