Why just fund the government for three weeks when you can also tinker with some tax cuts, too?
No, but seriously! WTF just happened with the shutdown?
Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Ted Cruz IS the Memory Hole. And another kind, too.
No, Kelly isn't fired. YET.
New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile.
Why did any of this happen?
All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.
VIRAL VIDEO, WATCH IT NOW.
Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.
The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.
In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!
Uppity Women Unite!
Big doin's at the Los Angeles Times, yes sir.