Politics

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!

Senate Intelligence Committee Bein’ All Mature And Shit About Trump Russia Investigation, What’s That About?

Is it possible these are the adults in the room? OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE. Also YOUR OPEN THREAD!

Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling Lawsuit. LOL Trump Lawyer! LOL!

Will Donald Trump face a lawsuit for being a gross groper? Or is he too busy Tweeting at the teevee?

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About ‘Wire Tapps’ Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

The Internet Is Telling White Men To Kill Black Men And ‘Sluts,’ And White Men Are Listening

White supremacist murderer James Jackson has views that are echoed throughout right-wing forums online, and we must start paying attention.

Spicey To Save Time Today By Skipping Presser And Punching Himself In Face

Spokesdick Sean Spicer mansplains body language to Urban Reporter Lady. Sean is Bad, and He Should Feel Bad.

Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O’Reilly’s Ignorant Ass Shit

MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.

Mike Pence Can’t Promise Not To Fuck Every Woman He Sees

Mike and Karen Pence are assholes. SURPRISE!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Knows Ladies Get Their Periods, Unlike Robots, Who Aren’t Gross Like That

Who's bleeding out of their wherevers? NOT ROBOTS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

Can Fired A.G. Sally Yates Check Trump’s Privilege? A Trump-Russia Intel Committee Lawsplainer!

White House throws Hail Mary pass to stop Sally Yates from testifying. Devin Nunes cancels hearing, because who even wants to hear that stuff anyway, amirite?

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

The Weakest, Saddest, Most Hilarious Donald Trump Is EMO DONALD TRUMP

Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!

How Guilty Is Jared Kushner Of Trump Russia Stuff, On A Scale Of One To His Dad?

The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?

Johnny Rotten Says Trump Isn’t Racist, Republicans Declare Themselves Punk Rock

Well, to give him credit, at least Richard Hell didn't say it first.

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!