Politics

The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

Donald Trump’s Drunk History

Donald Trump the History Buff! Who knew????

President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs’ Blood

Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

ALL The Spartacuses ‘Confess’ To Murdering Durham’s Loser Traitor Confederate Statue

There are fine people on both sides of the bars. Your happy nice time OPEN THREAD!

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?

Steve Bannon’s Florida Porn / Meth Palace Probably Not Your Top AirBnB Choice

If those walls could talk...they'd plead, 'Bulldoze me. Please just bulldoze me.'

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Cry, Nazi! Cryyyyyyy!

Forget 'alt-right' or even 'neo-Nazi.' This guy is a Whine Nationalist.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

It’s All Fun And Games Until Steve Bannon Drunk-Dials You With His Butt

Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!

Let Donald Trump’s Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is Your Real Dad

Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Heather Heyer’s Mama Right Now

'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'

Hey Stupid CEOs, Donald Trump Never Needed You Anyway!

This is Trump's best move since firing NBC from covering the Miss Universe pageant.

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!