Trump

No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
Photo of John Collins's dairy farm, Rome, New York

ICE Don’t Care Much For This New York White Man Demanding A Warrant. Huh!

So we guess it's OUR law enforcement who don't have to show no steenking badges.

Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.

Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

White Supremacist Terrorists Convicted, So There’s A Nice Time!

Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?
Yup yup yup yup

GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Poor Glenn Beck Has To Sell Private Jet He Bought While He Was Laying Everyone Off The Last Time

Nothing lasts forever. A lesson for Alex Jones.
These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

Nice ‘Anti-Abortion Feminist’ Lady Just Wants White Homeland. YOU’RE The Racist.

It's a good thing she's not racist, because that might undermine her ethnonationalism.

Nikki Haley Was Through With Your Shit Five Minutes Ago

Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.
Juan Gaspar-GarcĂ­a, in family photos

Who Does ICE Want To Deport Now? How About A Guy With Down Syndrome?

This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?

Sean Hannity Can Haz ALL DONALD TRUMP’S LAWYERS?

The world of Trump and Hannity is weird and gross and incestuous, ALLEGEDLY.