Trump administration says it's going to prosecute Assange. Can they do that? SHRUG EMOTICON!
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
One easy thing about this next fight over Net Neutrality: whatever Trump's position is, you can rest assured it's dead wrong.
This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.
XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.
We could outsource the call center to Yoyodyne Industries.
The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????
At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'
That ... is not how any of this works.
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!
What's good for the Trumps is good for America! And everybody gets a share!
Betsy DeVos Teaches Thousands Of Poor And Black Kids Who’s Boss! (Trigger Warning For SOME BULLSHIT)
If one were cynical, one might think it's a blatant attempt to deny education assistance to poor kids.
Poor Jesse Watters. Born with a silver dick in his mouth.
Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.
Grifters gonna grift.