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Trump Wishes That War Widow Would Stop Bleeding From Her Wherever At Him

Surprise, America, the president is being a lying fuck again.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

This Is What Donald Trump Jr. Sees When He Looks At Daddy

This is really fucking gross. Don't blame us, blame Junior.

Trump Lied About Calling The Families Of Fallen Troops, And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames … THE TROOPS!

How dare you disrespect the troops by pointing out the White House lies! How very dare you!

Jesus Christ, Dana Loesch.

Dana is Loesching out.

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?

All Hail The Sacred MAGA Hat, Object Of Religious Devotion, No, Really

A message from the Church Of Trolling

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

Senate Republicans Pass Super-Fucked Budget. Just So You Know.

Republicans have decided we need millionaires a hell of a lot more than we need old people.
CRUSH

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

This ‘George W. Bush’ Fellow’s Ideas Intrigue Us, But We Still Don’t Want His Newsletter

George W Criticizes Trump, Is Still George W. Your OPEN THREAD!

General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor

Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!