Governor Rick Scott for the prosecution!
'But man, proud man, Dress'd in a little brief authority...'
Look, another pervy dude in a position of power! WE ARE FOR SHOCKED.
Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!
A prison story to make you mean mad. And no, 'The Grapes Of Wrath' ain't on the list.
So, are the courts gonna fix this gerrymandering shit, or nah?
Kansas clearly needs a lot more square dancing.
Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
As Jesus said, fuck the poor.
Can we stop talking about these trashy people now? PLEASE???
'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.
These fuckin' motherfuckers, man.
Craig Brittain is an astoundingly bad human being, in nearly every way it is possible to be a bad human being.
Meet a guy who became a meme!
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.