Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please

If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.

Brock Turner’s Judge Needs Moneys, So He Can Set Some More Rapists Free

As you may have heard, Stanford Rapist Brock Turner gets out today after only having served half of his very, very, very light sentence. Only three months in jail for raping a woman in an alley! Lots of people feel...

How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017

The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!

Donald Trump’s Cabinet of Sadness. Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 24, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Whom Will Trump Screw Today? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 24, 2016

The TPP is dead, Trump beats the dead illegal horse (again), and get ready for MORE C-SPAN!

Dirty Baltimore Cops Are Robbing People, Planting Fake Guns, And Selling Stolen Drugs.

It's just like the Wire, except it's true and there's no drunken Irish jigs.

Transgender-Hatin’ School Board Begging Supreme Court To Kick Its Ass Now

Ooh, what if the Supreme Court takes this case???

Hey Democrats, Here’s How To Grow A Pair And Save The Supreme Court


Clarence Thomas Joins Liberals To Strike Down Racist Redistricting?!?!? WHAAAAAAAA????

Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!

Trump: But Is Killing Journalists Really *Wrong*? Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 6, 2017

Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!