If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.
Forces of light: 1. Sith lords: 0.
The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.
As you may have heard, Stanford Rapist Brock Turner gets out today after only having served half of his very, very, very light sentence. Only three months in jail for raping a woman in an alley! Lots of people feel...
The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!
Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!
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The TPP is dead, Trump beats the dead illegal horse (again), and get ready for MORE C-SPAN!
It's just like the Wire, except it's true and there's no drunken Irish jigs.
Ooh, what if the Supreme Court takes this case???
Longshot? TOTALLY. BUT IT COULD HAPPEN!
Is there a limit to electoral ratfucking? YES, THERE IS!
Trump professes his love of Putin (again!), the FCC hates poor people, and Silicone Valley nerds write a love letter to immigrants. Your Morning news brief!