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Why Is the Muslim Ban in All the Courts at Once? Let's Wonksplore!
That guy is such a jerk

Supreme Court Will Deport Everybody Before Donald Trump Has A Chance, Sad!

The Supreme Court deadlocked in an immigration case, effectively killing off President Obama's 2014 executive action on immigration. Get ready for drunks to start trying to enforce the decision with crowbars.
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Dudes, *Nobody Cares About Merrick Garland*

You know what people DO care about? Judges who think their employer can literally force them to die.

Sen. Tom Cotton So Glad America Chose Him To Usurp Tyrant King Barack Obama

<a href="http://wonkette.com/599725/lets-meet-obamas-sexxxy-silver-fox-scotus-nominee-merrick-garland"></a>Sen. Tom Cotton opened his Arkansan mouth anus again, and what came out was unsurprising. Yes, the babyfaced pig trough of a man who thought, as a brand new perky Republican senator from Arkansas, that it was his...

Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore Wishes Godless Gaywads Would Stop Pickin’ On Him

Roy Moore, chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court, is a magnificent buffoon. You 'member him. He's the justice who's been standing in the courthouse door, trying to block the big gay U.S. Supreme Court from throatcramming his precious Alabammy...

Republicans Commemorate One Month Anniversary Of Orlando Shooting With Fun New Anti-Gay Bill

Picture it! Washington, June 17, 2015, somewhere inside the secret Republican evil dude lair beneath the United States Capitol Building: "Gee boss, it's starting to look like SAME SEX MARRIAGE will soon be the law of the land, what're we...
Bye Now. Bye-Bye!

Florida Prosecutor Can Send Anyone To Prison (Except George Zimmerman)

A profile of the prosecutor who let Trayvon Martin's killer escape justice shows that at least she's really good at locking up young people, hooray.

‘Obama People’ Just Shanked Jeff Sessions! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 2, 2017

Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Oh, wait, you're just murderers, not gay? Well let me think this over. You're sure you're not gay?

Where Were You When Kim Davis Stood Up For Jesus At Columbine?

The Republican debates had so many weird moments that it's hard to keep track of them all. Bobby Jindal explained that the arrest of a Muslim high school kid for building a clock was no big, because Christians are...

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 9, 2016

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Attorney General Loretta Lynch So Excited About Kicking North Carolina In The Ass!

United States Attorney General Loretta Lynch is pissed off, y'all. After the Justice Department told North Carolina to fix its damn transgender bathroom law so it does not discriminate, and is in compliance with federal law (which actually supersedes...
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Somebody Finally Remembered To Accuse Hillary Of Murdering Scalia

Y'all, we were getting worried. Antonin Scalia's pillow murdered him to death on Saturday, and conspiracy theories have been raging ever since about how Barack Obama probably was the master of that pillow, killing Scalia in his sleep to...

This Nice Wackjob Christianist Lady Mighta Just Outlawed Every Abortion In Ohio

Also thinks Obama is a Russian plant and gay marriage caused Noah's flood.
You're cool with this now, right?

Mary Fallin Personally Aborts All The Little Children In Oklahoma, Will Never Be Trump’s Veep Now :(

Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin is obviously on Jan Brewer's meds, as she very sanely vetoes an abortion ban just because it's 'unconstitutional.'