So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
This guy is SO SCREWED.
Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying.
He may be an idiot, but he's an idiot who helps maintain a Republican majority.
Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.
It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)
The answer is no. Michael Cohen is not too good at law.
Devin Nunes plays dress-up as a bigboy lawyer!
Make America Dead Inside.
Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!
Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!
Sometimes when a Mommy Liar and a Daddy Liar love each other very much, they rub up against each other on the internet. And three days later a Baby Lie is born!
We're gettin' pretty tired of this Sheetz ... err, SHIT.
Should we get rid of a 69-year-old judge and let the Republicans replace him with some 25-year-old wingnut? It's a headscratcher!