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Even Supreme Court’s Biggest Dicks Decline To Help Pennsylvania Mapfuckers

Let's celebrate that Super Bowl win with some nice, new electoral districts!

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

Dirty Baltimore Cops Are Robbing People, Planting Fake Guns, And Selling Stolen Drugs.

It's just like the Wire, except it's true and there's no drunken Irish jigs.

Rick Gates Lining Up To Be Robert Mueller’s Hot Lunch

Well, if we're looking for a shark we're not going to find him on land.

The GOP Phones A Friend: ‘Hey, Justice Alito! Wanna Help Us Steal Some More Elections?’

The GOP just wants to steal one or two more elections. IS THAT SO WRONG?

President Puss-grab Too Manly For Womynists. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 29, 2018

THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
It's a fair cop

Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!

If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.

Robert Mueller Just Has A Couple Of Questions…Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 24, 2018

So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief!

Devin Nunes Won’t Show His Work. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 23, 2018

Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.

She Shuts Shit Down By The Shit Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 19, 2018

Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.

BIG DEAL COURT CASE. MAYBE FIX RIGGED CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS. NICE TIMES.

So, are the courts gonna fix this gerrymandering shit, or nah?

Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.

Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.

DHS Uninterested In Cleaning Up Kris Kobach’s Pathetic Loser ‘Voter Fraud’ Shit

Poor Kris Kobach. So many illegal voters, by which we mean Democrats.