Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.
Keep Watching the Skies? Hell no -- watch what these bastards are doing to voting rights.
He is so, so fucked.
Who would ever have guessed that a rightwing clown would also be grifty as hell?
Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!
Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!
James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.
Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
Sumbitch thinks he shouldn't have to hold elections because he's planning to change election law sometime in future. SUMBITCH.
Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.