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President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

WHO’S Trump’s ‘Enemy Of The People’? HOORAY, IT IS US!

Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...

Did You Get This Nice Letter From President Obama Too?

HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING

Barack Obama Can’t Stop LOLing At That Dumb Whack-Off Donald Trump

How many times will Obama talk about what a pompous dumb loser Trump is? AS MANY TIMES AS HE WANTS TO.

Trump Spending Cuts Gonna Do Austerity To Us, And It Is Going To Be AWESOME!

Well at least we'll all have the Kingdom of Heaven.
I say, I say, why'd you do Benghazi?

Hillary Can Understand Slow Georgia Hick’s Benghazi Questions Just Fine, Thanks

What's so fun about the fifty-eleventieth Benghazi!!!11! hearing is that EVERYBODY gets a turn telling Hillary Clinton how she and Sidney Blumenthal personally murdered four Americans in Benghazi, even the real slow, stupid Republicans from Georgia, like Rep. Lynn...

Obama Says ‘Radical Islam’ Three Times In Terrorism Speech. Are All The Terrorists Dead Yet?

It's almost like those aren't magic words or something!

Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017

Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
They still love us. Suckers!

Obama About To Reveal Self As Bought-And-Paid-For Corporate Shillary For Hillary

Sources Familiar With Obama's Sexytime Schemes are saying the president will formally endorse Hillary Clinton this week.

Every Word Of Paul Ryan’s Thoughtful, Sober, Bipartisan New Ad Is A Hilarious Lie

Paul Ryan is making mouth sounds again claiming to be soooo bipartisan, and thoughtful, and not like those other dicks in the Republican party and the House, which he is the head of. Paul Ryan doesn't hate poor people...

Kellyanne Conway Accidentally Admits Trump Women Are Cinderella’s Evil Stepsisters

Oh, I'm sure she meant totally the opposite, of course. Totally.

Creationist Homeschool Mom So Oppressed By Porn-Loving Librarians She Wrote A Book About It!

Creationist homeschooling mom Megan Fox, best known for being mad at dinosaurs at The Field Museum, has a book now.

Senate Stays Up All Night To Screw Obamacare! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 12, 2017

The Senate pulls an all nighter, Elaine Chao doesn't speak, and Trump keeps his business all in the family. Your morning news brief!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Fred Stein, 'Children reading newspaper' 1936

Wonkagenda: September 15, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!