Melania Trump is SUING. She is suing the Daily Mail for $150 million, because of an article they wrote that she believes suggested that she was maybe a hooker at one point. Now! If Melania did not work...
Chris von Keyserling, a well-known Republican 'pinched' a town worker 'in the groin area.' THANKS TRUMP.
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.
In a Labor Day speech in Boston, Supreme Leader Barack Obama declared himself greater than God, decreeing that he alone held the power of sickness and health over America's workers. Or maybe he announced that he'd signed an executive...
Erick Erickson is pretty mad at gay people for making it all about them. Also, he is very stupid.
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.
Donald Trump would like Venezuela to simmer down and get back to pumping oil. OR ELSE!
FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!
Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!
Enjoy these pictures of the Obamas and the Bidens, because IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!