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Every Word Of Paul Ryan’s Thoughtful, Sober, Bipartisan New Ad Is A Hilarious Lie

Paul Ryan is making mouth sounds again claiming to be soooo bipartisan, and thoughtful, and not like those other dicks in the Republican party and the House, which he is the head of. Paul Ryan doesn't hate poor people...

Trump Lets States Ax Planned Parenthood Funds. Time To Go-Fund-Me Your Pap Smear!

How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!
Typical.

Republicans So Mad At Barack Obama For Saying Muslims Are Human Beings, As If!

There goes Barry Barack Hussein The Muslim Obama again, showing everybody what a Muslim-loving Muslim from Muslimistan he is! If you were born on a turnip truck five minutes from now, you probably don't know how Obama destroyed American...

Obama Not Wearing Wedding Ring In Laos, Probably For Gay Muslim Reasons (Again)

Typical Islamofascist gaywad.
Trash man

Donald Trump Is Best Populist Guy, Will Do Populism So Great Your Head Will Spin Right Off Your Body

On economy, Donald Trump is now running somewhat to Hugo Chavez's left

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 26, 2016

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A Student Loan Debt Monopoly? Nothing To Worry About, College Kids! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 31, 2017

Nobody wants to work with Trump, Hannity vows to fight facts, and Betsy DeVos wants to monopolize the student loan debt business. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn’t His First Mistake

Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.

Erick Erickson Would Like To Ask You A Very Stupid Question About Terrorists And Guns

Erick Erickson is pretty mad at gay people for making it all about them. Also, he is very stupid.

House Dems Finally Growing A Pair? ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Trump administration trying to bury info on hotel payments from the government? SO WEIRD!
Who needs notes? Not Donald Trump

Donald Trump Airs His Grievances: The Media (Who Are Probably Jooz)

Donald Trump would like to tell you a thing he knows about the Jews.

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is As Terribel As I Say You Are

A veritable cornucopia of Derp

Donald Trump Loves Reading Books. Here’s A Book. He Loves Reading It.

Books: What have they ever done for us?

David Brooks Can’t Stop Fapping Over Marco Rubio’s Bursting And Surging

It seems like just last week we were writing about how David Brooks would like to gay marry Marco Rubio except not really in a gay way because ewww no homo. For some, their mancrush finishing third in Iowa...