We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.
Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.
White House Counsel Don McGahn, a crack legal scholar, has some cracked legal theories!
What if the real leaker is Barack Obama?????? It isn't. But if it were??????
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
Roger Stone has ideas about the special prosecutor, and they are LOLOLOL!!!
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
Can't we just make her president already?
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
So, how will Donald Trump wow those Judges he just crapped all over on Twitter?
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!
Wouldn't it be so much better if we had a partisan hack running our domestic police force?
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