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What Parts Of Fox & Friends Is President Best Brain Live-Tweeting Today?

So much embarrassment! And it's not even lunchtime!

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

Here Are All The Stupid Lies Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said Yesterday!

So much Poot they're still airing out the room!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Just Has A Couple Of Questions…Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 24, 2018

So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief!

‘The Place Wolves Like To Fuck.’ Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 15, 2018

Trey Gowdy resigns from Ethics commission, GOP wants to murder the healthcare employer mandate, and glad you're still with us, Hawaii. Sorry about the lunatic!

Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

WHAT? JUNIOR DID TREASON? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU STEVE BANNON WITH YOUR OWN COCK IN YOUR MOUTH

It will take some doing for the MAGA loons to spin this, BUT YOU KNOW THEY'LL FIND A WAY.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!