Sean Hannity Swallows Obama’s Fake Sperm Then Spits It Back Up: A Play In Three Very Stupid Acts

Yes, now we are doing conspiracy theories about Obama's sperm.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

Trump Giving Out Security Clearances Like Jizz-Stained Copies Of Forbes

The White House is giving out security clearances to every jackass who signs a loyalty pledge.

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Steve Bannon Calls In Sick To House Intel Committee Again, Because ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Bannon refuses to testify. Republicans furrow their brows. AGAIN.

What Parts Of Fox & Friends Is President Best Brain Live-Tweeting Today?

So much embarrassment! And it's not even lunchtime!

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018

Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief.

Much SOTU. Very President. Bigly Words. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 31, 2018

Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

President Puss-grab Too Manly For Womynists. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 29, 2018

THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.

Here Are All The Stupid Lies Sarah Huckabee Sanders Said Yesterday!

So much Poot they're still airing out the room!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 25, 2018

Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Just Has A Couple Of Questions…Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 24, 2018

So much fuckin' Trump Russia, Republicans are screaming about secret societies, and Mazel Tov to Tammy Duckworth. Your morning news brief!

She Shuts Shit Down By The Shit Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 19, 2018

Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.