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Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Fat Fucker One Big Mac Away From A Heart Attack Picks Fitness Council. It Is A Bad Council.

Never thought we'd look back fondly on Arnold Schwarzenegger, but there you go.
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

Trump Makes Ukraine A Deal It Can’t Refuse

Donald Trump teaches Eastern Europe about corruption. Seriously.

Rudy Giuliani Confesses To Fifty Impossible Trump Crimes Before Breakfast

Rudy Giuliani breaks legal Twitter to own the libs.
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.

Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Barbara Bush Dies At 92. We’re Sure It’s Working Out Very Well For Her

'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'
But it really looks like Tom Brady

Thug Who Accosted Stormy Daniels Also Stole Tom Brady’s Face

And that's just rude!

It’s An April Ryan/Sarah Huckabee Sanders Death Match, And You Know That White Lady Ain’t Winning

White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.

Hey, Can Trump Un-Sign This Budget Bill He Signed? Asking For Donald Trump

Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.