How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge...
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Is there something else President Twitterfingers can screw up? Why, yes! How about military trials?
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
Well, that's ONE way of looking at it! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Yes, we are still talking about 'wire tapps' THIRTY FUCKING DAYS LATER.
Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!
Walking Dumpster Fire Trump picks fight with Popular Congressmen! Bless His Heart! Your OPEN THREAD!
Let's livebloog! TOGETHER!