Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.
Never thought we'd look back fondly on Arnold Schwarzenegger, but there you go.
Donald Trump teaches Eastern Europe about corruption. Seriously.
Rudy Giuliani breaks legal Twitter to own the libs.
Sometimes It’s A Lie. Sometimes It’s Incompetence. Sometimes It’s The White House Starting A War With Iran!
The Fuckup Administration strikes again!
Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.
Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
'That woman,' said Richard Nixon admiringly, 'knows how to hate.'
And that's just rude!
White House correspondent April Ryan is getting death threats. We're sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders is VERY upset.
Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.