To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.
Donald Trump finally decided he's beaten the dead Birther horse about as much as he can. So now he's on to lying about other stuff.
Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell would like Trump to stop playing with himself, pull his pants up and USE HIS WORDS.
Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!
Donald Trump loves him some torture, so much. Whenever he can, he explains how he'd bring back waterboarding -- and more! -- and maybe also kill some terrorists' families, because you gotta be tough with these animals. In Thursday's debate,...
The real groper is obviously Lou Reed.
Everybody Wants To Testify In Trump Russia Investigation Now! Except ‘Russian Spy’ Michael Flynn, That Is!
CONNECT THE DOTS, MORANS. Also? OPEN THREAD.
Get out your vegan artisanal freerange lube of choice, because now WE MASTURBATE!
Oh hell, in all our jizz-citement over Ted Cruz running away to eat a million cans of soup by himself in hell, and in our glee about the loser #NeverTrump people beating themselves up over what a terrible, horrible,...
Hey! Good senator backing a good idea! We like it.
Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.’s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE.
This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee.
God, Hillary, will you stop at NOTHING?
Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ.
Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Scott Walker takes the lead in throwing climate change down the memory hole.