Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right?
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Perennial Nevada looniebird Sharron Angle, who's pursuing another hilarious run for the U.S. Senate, would like us all to think about the coming metaphorical war for the soul of these United States, and whether we are prepared to fight...
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Trump was saying he never groped those women at a North Carolina rally, and immediately, Gloria Allred's press conference started.
Donald Trump presented his much-anticipated plan to defeat ISIS Monday. It wasn't so much a "plan" as a bunch of "slogans." But by god, we'll say Radical Islamic Terrorism a whole lot.
Oh hi, Wonkers, are you at home lying in bed under the covers because you're scared to watch the Wisconsin Primary results come in? WELL STOP DOING THAT, YOU SAD DICKS, because the polls are about to close! Also too,...
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Hillary Clinton is a really, really good person.
Lindsey Graham is now reportedly asking Republican donors to get behind Trump.
Jo Cox, a member of Parliament, has been murdered. Americans who love their guns are excited by the chance to point out that British gun control laws can't stop every murder, so obviously laws are worthless.
New York A.G. Eric Schneiderman is investigating the Trump Foundation just because it may have engaged in some illegal donations. How is that even fair?
Pour out a 40 for the gay-hating county clerks of Kentucky, who are losing their brave battle to refuse to do their jobs in the name of Jesus. First up, we have Kim Davis, the clerk of Rowan County,...
Trump will be too busy to face trial on fraud charges. I feel like I've heard this somewhere before?
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
At a town hall event in New Hampshire Sunday, Hillary Clinton got a taste of New England's tradition of participatory democracy, as immortalized in Norman Rockwell's classic painting celebrating free speech. Except instead of a Jimmy-Stewartish kind of regular...