At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.
10 people are dead. 10 more are injured. A very unemotional discussion of some costs of having more guns than people in America.
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
Looks like we may have Don Blankenship to kick around some more.
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
Why do these guys keep insisting something that isn't a business should be run like one?
Try not to cry too hard for this Nazi schmuck, whose bizarre domestic battery case violated his probation in a whole 'nother crime.
Guns don't kill people. Too many doors kills people.
Yep, that Republican control of government sure is great for avoiding gridlock. Blame the Democrats.
Diminishing access to contraception is a feature, not a bug.
Next, some amazing news on how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Yet another ICE story that may put your computer or mobile device in danger of being hurled across the room.
Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video.
Make sure you quote Donald Trump in context on this one, because then it's merely insane instead of genocidal.
So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.