National Politics

Shep Smith Unites America In Laughter At Ted Cruz’s Lying Dickface

Ted Cruz IS the Memory Hole. And another kind, too.

Ivanka Seeking New Babysitter For Daddy, Because John Kelly Is Jerk President

No, Kelly isn't fired. YET.

Let’s Skim NYMag’s Glenn Greenwald Profile And See How Stupid It Is

New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile.

Cruel Evil Democrats Didn’t Let Trump Go To His President Party!

All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.

Deleted Comments: If Liberals Knew History Facts, They’d Know ‘W.E.B. De Bois’ Hated Mexicans

The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.
what if they just read it instead?

LA Times Goes Union! Gross Harassey Publisher Goes Straight To Hell!

Big doin's at the Los Angeles Times, yes sir.

Former Navy SEAL And Fox News Personality Somehow Too Racist For Job In Trump Administration

Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.

ARE YOU READY TO SHUTDOWN???? A Wonksplainer Of ‘Yeah, No, Really, It’s Republicans’ Fault’

Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.

Lo Unto Us YET ANOTHER Fusion GPS Transcript Has Been Given!

It's Wonkette Story Time! COME READ WITH US!

Fox News Decided To Spare America From Thinking Of Donald Trump Boning Porn Star Before Election

Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary.

White House Wishes Everyone Would Be Good Christians Just Like Donald Trump

If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.

Sniveling Piss Wipe Tom Cotton Gonna Call The Cops On Your Nana For SAYING WORDS TO HIM

LOL OMG this is so fucking pathetic, we can't stop laughing.