National Politics

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.
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Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

This ‘George W. Bush’ Fellow’s Ideas Intrigue Us, But We Still Don’t Want His Newsletter

George W Criticizes Trump, Is Still George W. Your OPEN THREAD!

General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor

Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.

On Further Reflection, Steve Mnuchin Admits Tax Cuts Might Help Super-Rich After All

All the rich want is your fair share. Is that too much to ask?

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

ROY MOORE NOT GONNA LET YOU FOOSBALL MENS BREAK FLAG LAW!

Disgraced former Alabama Supreme Court idiot Roy Moore has thoughts on the 'rule of law.' Stop giggling, you.
Never out of style in U.S. America

Is The Dumbass You’re Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?

Another DEEP DIVE into Russia's campaign to fuck with the 2016 election!

Worried About Leftists Running Imaginary Pedophile Rings? Don’t Kill Your Dad Over It!

Lane Davis made YouTube videos accusing 'leftists' of being pedophiles, then (allegedly) stabbed his father to death for being a 'leftist,' and obviously a pedophile.

Trump Reddit Assholes Feeling Triggered By All This ‘Me Too’ Business!

Participants in Reddit's The_Donald say if women didn't want to be sexually harassed or assaulted, they could just carry guns.

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?