National Politics

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.

It’s Time For The Teen Gun-Grabbing WALKOUT!

The kids seem to believe they're the future. They may be on to something.

Strap In, It’s Going To Be A Very Dumb Day! Wonkagenda For Fri, April 20, 2018

THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
Photo of John Collins's dairy farm, Rome, New York

ICE Don’t Care Much For This New York White Man Demanding A Warrant. Huh!

So we guess it's OUR law enforcement who don't have to show no steenking badges.

Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court

Kris Kobach got spanked real good, he did.

Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

White Supremacist Terrorists Convicted, So There’s A Nice Time!

Funny, 'bomb plots' are not actually a form of free speech. Who knew?
Yup yup yup yup

GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Poor Glenn Beck Has To Sell Private Jet He Bought While He Was Laying Everyone Off The Last Time

Nothing lasts forever. A lesson for Alex Jones.
These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

Nice ‘Anti-Abortion Feminist’ Lady Just Wants White Homeland. YOU’RE The Racist.

It's a good thing she's not racist, because that might undermine her ethnonationalism.

Nikki Haley Was Through With Your Shit Five Minutes Ago

Larry Kudlow is VERY SORRY for saying Nikki Haley is a silly dumb lady who gets confused all the time.