Elections

No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Michael Savage Is Much SMRTR Than U Libertard Itiots!

We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us.
Who ya got?

Who Would Donald Trump Like To Punch In The Face Today?

Donald Trump, the man who's working hard to make hyperbole redundant, is at it again. At a rally in Las Vegas Monday, the short-fingered fascist wannabe expressed disappointment at the climate of political correctness that won't allow him to...

Trump Crows Over Email Forward From Crazy Uncle Vlad

Donald Trump repeated Russian propaganda about Benghazi yesterday, but whoops it had already been taken down because it was so easily debunked.

Let’s Give Joe Biden A Hug And Leave Him The F*ck Alone Now

Joe Biden is not running for president. Contrary to Anonymous Sources and People Involved and Internet Rumors and Some Saying and Maureen Dowd, the vice president announced on Wednesday that he will not Run Joe Run, nor be Draft...

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s New ‘Pro-Life’ Advisor Thinks Too Few Women Die In Childbirth These Days

Marjorie Dannenfelser is fiercely opposed to abortion exceptions for rape, incest and life of the mother.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 9, 2016

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!

Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017

Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
Guess this makes them serious candidates.

Trump And Carson Beg Obama’s G-Men To Protect Them From Bad Guys

In normal presidential elections, it wouldn't be particularly noteworthy that the top candidates have requested Secret Service protection. But this is a campaign where the two top Republicans are Donald Trump and Ben Carson, neither of whom ever appears within...
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent Disgusted By Wimpy Stabbing Victims, Just Disgusted

Ted Nugent is pretty disgusted by people who let themselves get wounded by knife-wielding maniacs. They're so pathetic.

John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017

John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.
Up to no good, maybe or maybe not

Why Is Hillary Clinton Paying People To Beat Up Donald Trump?

Being an American sure is super fun funtimes these days, isn't it? Every morning, we gather round our ye olde iDevices to watch the latest video of someone getting stomped, punched, kicked, or otherwise violently verbed at a Donald...
Show everyone you voted

Nice Time Election News: Federal Judges Quite Insistent On Letting People Vote!

Democracy is breaking out all over the USA, and it's not even Spring

Moore Accuser’s Lawyer Tells Sean Hannity To Fuck Right On Out Of Here

Every interview request from Sean Hannity deserves this reply.
I'll never forget, it was like that time when I .. well, no, not exactly like that. But you were there. And maybe there was a dancing midget, too.

Jeb Bush Can’t Remember That Unforgettable Space Shuttle Disaster He’ll Never Forget

At a campaign appearance Wednesday, Jeb Bush struggled to remember a thing he said he'd never forget, only this time it had nothing to do with how his brother kept us safe from terrorism apart from the time he...