Elections

Seriously, we literally never watch you pee

Anchorage, Alaska, Voters Tell Bathroom Panty Sniffers To FUCK OFF

Alaska Bible-thumpers losing the Culture Wars. Oh. How sad.
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

What The Hell Did The Feds Want From Michael Cohen? We Are Getting A Glimmer Of An Idea!

MASSIVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD. That is what this is all about. WE THINK.
he's prayed on this

Paul Ryan ‘Bout To Fuck Off Right Back To Janesville, Y’all!

It's a good time to go back to Janesville and skip Leg Day WHENEVER HE WANTS.
Obviously

Fuck You Guys, Paul Ryan’s Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 11, 2018

Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!

A Very Sober And Serious Lawsplainer Of Michael Cohen’s WORLD OF SHIT

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

Senate Sunday: In Tennessee, It’s Former Gov. Phil Bredesen Vs. Actual Crazy Person Marsha Blackburn

A Democratic majority in the Senate would be terrific. Getting Marsha Blackburn out of Congress would be a nice bonus.

Trump’s West Virginia Speech: A Dementiasplainer

It's not a lie if you don't give a shit whether it's true!

Let’s Art-Appreciate The Fuck Out Of These Dark-Money Anti-Muslim Ads, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Oh, what artistic triumphs Citizens United has wrought.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

NICE TIME! Scott Walker Is Sooooo Sad

Scott Walker says there's gonna be a Blue Wave in Wisconsin. We are the opposite of sad for him!

Senate Sunday: For Ohio, Sherrod Brown Burns Brighter Than The Cuyahoga River. Wait, Let’s Rephrase That…

Sorry, Ohio, but you're never going to live down that Randy Newman song. Deal.

Nurse Jackie And Cynthia Nixon Want You To Throw The Fake Democrats OUT

Oh, this is indeed heinous fuckery most foul.

NRA Didn’t Use Any Dirty Russian Money In 2016 Election … Oh You Mean THAT Dirty Russian Money?

No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!

Oh, Just Some Bannon Pals Trying To Pay A Lawyer To Lie About His Roy Moore-Accusin’ Client, No Big

Supporters of Roy Moore tried to pay someone to make a false claim, and Breitbart was there? We are shocked, shocked.