Elections

How Many Laws Did Michael Cohen, President’s Lawyer, Break For Porn Star Payoff? Couple Few Maybe!

No, but seriously! WTF is wrong with Donald Trump's lawyers?
what the fresh prince did at home

PA Governor Tom Wolf Tells The GOP Mapfuckers To Get Fucked

Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!

Grassley And Graham Star In ‘How Dare Susan Rice Catch Michael Flynn Committing These Crimes!’

Gosh, what is it about Susan Rice these guys just hate? It's a mystery!
Go nuts

TFW You’re Trying To Buy Back Your Shit And They Hand You A Pee Tape

Can't wait for Nunes's #HOTTAKE on this one!

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Russia Did It, Y’all. And Nobody Fucking Cares.

Turns out Russia DID penetrate voting systems, but don't worry, it was only in a HANDFUL OF STATES.

Actual Illinois Nazi Has Lock On GOP Congressional Nomination, Is On Mission From Hitler

What if...What if we're ALL in a movie?

2018 Midterm Madness: Conor Lamb, The Democratic Dream Marine In PA’s 18th

In this corner: The Dream Marine VS the Bible-thumping torturer. A battle for Pennsyltucky!
So much pussy

Yet Another Romeo Trying To Sweep Missouri’s Woman Voters Off Their Slutty Feet! Oooh La La!

How on earth does Claire McCaskill keep getting so lucky with these skunky opponents?

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

PA Supreme Court Orders Lege To UNFUCK The Maps! NOW!

Pennsylvania is embarking on a radical experiment: FAIR ELECTORAL DISTRICTS. Oh, you crazy kids!

No, Trump Voter Fraud Commission Didn’t Want List Of All Texas’s Hispanicos! It Was Just A Mistake By The Guy With The Child Porn!

It's just one bad actor, nothing to see here. Or completely innocent cross-checking, that too.

Republican Lady Explains Good Fathers Stop Gun Crime. RFK’s Son Chris Kennedy Says Go Fuck Yourself

Rep. Jeanne Ives, running against Kennedy for Illinois governor, steps in shit, twirls around, jumps in with both feet.