This grifty Heather Wilson lady is no match for our Sister Sarah! UNFAIR!
Donald Trump met with Senate Republicans Thursday, and only a few of them openly stuck out their tongues and went 'Thhpppppbbbbttt!' right in his face. Trumpmentum is clearly building.
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
Remember how all those children were "invading" our southern border from Central America last year, and it was the greatest crisis America ever faced, until some guy in Texas had Ebola? Well it turns out that a lot of...
Who'd have figured Donald Trump would become a pivotal issue in the Arkansas Senate race?
Trump rubs his ego until it bleeds, Paul Ryan's getting a Constitution lesson, and the Navy's Elite Thai SEAL Team Hookers! Your daily news brief!
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.
Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!
Trump's kids want security clearances, Canadians want butt stuff, and ONE more Senate race! Your daily news brief.
Let’s Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He’s Unqualified For!
Hope you're ready for some platitudes!
The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!
So ... remember how we told you that Conventional Wisdom had already elected House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy to fill John Boehner's falling-down-drunk speaker shoes, once he gets the hell out of dodge at the end of this month?...