When I first met Wonkette in person, at the 2012 Republican National Convention, she was drunkenly helping me post an exclusive about an unhinged Obama-bashing ad (focused laser-like on Obama's destructive surrender-bowing tendencies), which I had just obtained from...
It has been far too long since we have watched our favorite lady senator from Massachusetts schoolmarm at Republicans, for sucking. So we are overdue. You know why Sen. Elizabeth Queen o' Our Hearts Warren is mad at Republicans...
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Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!
Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!
Say, you know WHO ELSE tore down 'degenerate art?'
Haha, conservative Christians are so funny when they pray for people to die!
Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?
Mike Huckabee is a grown man who is very mature.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
Maine Gov. Paul LePage has apparently not been paying attention to all the mail requesting that he resign, but he does at least have some thoughts about leaving office eventually. Like maybe he'll run for the U.S. Senate in...
Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!
FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!