Congress

GOP Committee Votes YES On Barbara Lee Amendment To End All These Motherfucking Wars

Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Outraged Republicans Won’t Beat Up Hillary Clinton Just Cuz She’s A Girl

Limp-dicked criming-while-white sack of farts Rush Limbaugh is mad about a thing, and that thing is how Republicans are so nice andĀ gentle to Hillary Clinton because of herĀ "cervix." No, we are not making this up. The all-but-obsolete radio screecher complained recently...
Just gonna make America great again here

Help Obamacare, Jimmy Kimmel, You’re Our Only Hope!

This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.

Donald Trump’s Cabinet of Sadness. Wonkagenda for Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!

COMEY TO AMERICA! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 9, 2017

The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.

Kamala Harris Is A Goddamned DELIGHT. She Can Be U.S. American President Now?

There are lots of great Democrats who could run for president in 2020, but Harris is quickly becoming one of our favorites.

Trump You’re Firing Staff Over OTHER Leaking. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 30, 2017

White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.

Tennessee Senator Schmuck Full Of Supreme Court Chootspah! Gesundheit!

Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
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Poor Exxon Finds Congressional White Knight To Take On Government Bullies

Thank God this nice congressman will fight off the scientists pretending global warming 'exists.'

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Silly Al Franken! Only Republicans Are Allowed To Investigate The FBI!

These Democratic attack dogs are really going after the poor oppressed FBI.

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

If Jason Chaffetz Can’t Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Bought That New iPhone

What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!