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Let’s Meet The Sexy Montana Navy SEAL Stud Who Will Obviously Be Next House Speaker!

When I first met Wonkette in person, at the 2012 Republican National Convention, she was drunkenly helping me post an exclusive about an unhinged Obama-bashing ad (focused laser-like on Obama's destructive surrender-bowing tendencies), which I had just obtained from...

Guess Why Elizabeth Warren Is Mighty Pissed At Republicans This Time

It has been far too long since we have watched our favorite lady senator from Massachusetts schoolmarm at Republicans, for sucking. So we are overdue. You know why Sen. Elizabeth Queen o' Our Hearts Warren is mad at Republicans...
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Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 18, 2016

You get in here and and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
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Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 1, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Can This Nice Trans Lady Beat Gross Teabagger GOP Sen. Mike Lee In November?

Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!

Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please

Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

Grifty Rep. Duncan Hunter Having John Ashcroft Boob-Draping Moment

Say, you know WHO ELSE tore down 'degenerate art?'

GOP Senator Just Saying He Hopes Sasha And Malia Obama’s Dad Dies Real Soon

Haha, conservative Christians are so funny when they pray for people to die!

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!

Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump’s Throat

How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?

Did Mike Huckabee Just Call Lindsey Graham A Fag?

Mike Huckabee is a grown man who is very mature.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
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Screw You Guys, Gov. Paul LePage Gonna Go Be A Senator Now

Maine Gov. Paul LePage has apparently not been paying attention to all the mail requesting that he resign, but he does at least have some thoughts about leaving office eventually. Like maybe he'll run for the U.S. Senate in...

Russians? What Russians? No Russians Here! Wonkagenda for Mon., July 17, 2017

Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!

Trump Announces Plan To Build Border Wall Out Of Transgender Soldiers

FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!