It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?
This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!
We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
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Who's under investigation? Who's being subpoenaed? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE!
SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
CHRIST, what assholes.
A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
Y'all, Rep. Pete Olson of Texas may be dumber than Louie Gohmert.
Is it time for Michael Flynn to GO TO JAIL? Not yet, but sounds like Congress is gettin' pissed!
Ah, Steve King. The pride of Iowa. Lover of rape babies, hater of puppies. How we haven't missed you one tiny little bit. And yet here you are, catching that nasty case of Trump that's going around. King hit the pause button,...
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
So this smegma-guzzling ferret, Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah, we were talking about him just the other day, remember? Because HAHAHAHA he thinks maybe he will be the next Drinker of the House. (Spoiler: He will not.) We ran through...
Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!
Mr. President, LET'S DO THIS!!!
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.