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Let’s Just Cut Out The Grifty Middle-Woman And Make Sarah Palin Head Of The Air Force!

This grifty Heather Wilson lady is no match for our Sister Sarah! UNFAIR!
Huh. Usually it's the pants.

Donald Trump Goes Over Bigly With Republican Senators In ‘Dumpster Fire’ Of A Meeting

Donald Trump met with Senate Republicans Thursday, and only a few of them openly stuck out their tongues and went 'Thhpppppbbbbttt!' right in his face. Trumpmentum is clearly building.

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
Bet those kids can't wait to get back to the sun, sand, and occasional automatic weapons fire. Oh, and the rapes.

GOP Senator: Sure, Kids Deported To Honduras Might Die, But It’s So Pretty There

Remember how all those children were "invading" our southern border from Central America last year, and it was the greatest crisis America ever faced, until some guy in Texas had Ebola? Well it turns out that a lot of...

Donald Trump Suddenly Part Of Arkansas Senate Race, Maybe

Who'd have figured Donald Trump would become a pivotal issue in the Arkansas Senate race?

Trump’s Love For Himself May Cause Chafing. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 28, 2016

Trump rubs his ego until it bleeds, Paul Ryan's getting a Constitution lesson, and the Navy's Elite Thai SEAL Team Hookers! Your daily news brief!

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, Tells Rep. John Lewis What Martin Luther King Jr. Was Like

GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Sen. James Inhofe Wishes Transgender Folk Would Stop Peeing All Over His Neck

The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.
NOPE!

Ted Cruz Just Wants To Help GOP Senate Buddies But They’re All Busy Washing Their Hair

Republican senators don't seem to want Ted Cruz's 'help' getting re-elected. Weird!

Trump’s Kids Want MORE. Yr Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Trump's kids want security clearances, Canadians want butt stuff, and ONE more Senate race! Your daily news brief.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 18, 2016

The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!

RINO Kevin McCarthy Drops Out Of Speaker’s Race To Spend More Time Not Being Speaker

So ... remember how we told you that Conventional Wisdom had already elected House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy to fill John Boehner's falling-down-drunk speaker shoes, once he gets the hell out of dodge at the end of this month?...