Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
Limp-dicked criming-while-white sack of farts Rush Limbaugh is mad about a thing, and that thing is how Republicans are so nice and gentle to Hillary Clinton because of her "cervix." No, we are not making this up. The all-but-obsolete radio screecher complained recently...
This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.
Donald Trump's stuffs his cabinet with spoiled goods, North Carolina is counting its votes AGAIN, and Russia is shoving its missiles wherever it wants. Your daily news brief!
The fallout of #ComeyDay, Republicans sneaking TrumpCare, and Kurt Eichenwald's tentacle porn. Your morning news brief.
There are lots of great Democrats who could run for president in 2020, but Harris is quickly becoming one of our favorites.
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
Bubbe has a few words for you Mr. Senator Lamar! Sit right down, Boychik!
Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!
Thank God this nice congressman will fight off the scientists pretending global warming 'exists.'
Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?
These Democratic attack dogs are really going after the poor oppressed FBI.
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
That Time Jeff Sessions Asked Sally Yates If She Would Follow An Unlawful Order And She Was Like ‘Nah’
Oh Jeff Sessions, you dumb twat.
What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!