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Better Hope This Grifty Fucker Keeps Job Running VA Because The Alternative Would Be SO MUCH WORSE

On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.

Chuck Grassley Saying The Coverup Part Out Loud Again

Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.

Trump’s Spy Chiefs: Russia’s Going To Fuck Us In 2018. Trump: FAAAAAAAAAART.

Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.
what the fresh prince did at home

PA Governor Tom Wolf Tells The GOP Mapfuckers To Get Fucked

Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?

Happy Valentine’s From Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb 14, 2018

Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley’s Ass

Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.

When Devin Nunes STOPS BEING POLITE And *Also* STOPS BEING REAL.

Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Here Is What’s Going On With Stupid #MEMOGATE, Part Eleventy Million

Donald Trump LOVED the Nunes Memo! The Democrats' Rebuttal ... yeah, not so much.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Does Devin Nunes Have Mad Cow Disease? We Are Just Asking.

Devin Nunes is going to BUILD THE WALL! In the House Intel Committee's offices, because that's totally normal.