Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.
SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.
We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.
Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!
Durr durr durr durr durr.
There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.
Nobody said this cultural shift was going to be comfortable. But it's the right path forward.
Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.
The answer my friends, is always more guns.
Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.