On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.
Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.
Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.
Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?
Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
FAMILY FUCKING VALUES.
Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.
Devin's got his own fake news outlet now, and it's also rude as fuck!
Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!
For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.
Donald Trump LOVED the Nunes Memo! The Democrats' Rebuttal ... yeah, not so much.
Thanks a hell of a lot, Rand Paul.
Fox News throwing it ALLLL against the wall!
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
Devin Nunes is going to BUILD THE WALL! In the House Intel Committee's offices, because that's totally normal.