Congress

Trump Just Called Kirsten Gillibrand A Whore. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 12, 2017

Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.

Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Wonkette’s Own Alabama Gal Says Y’All Might Get Doug Jones In Your Christmas Stocking. Roll Tide!

COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
We won't, we promise.

This Is SOME BULLSHIT: Michigan Keeping John Conyers’s Seat Empty For Rest Of His Term

Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.

Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank!

SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.

The Female Body Has Ways To Shut That Whole ‘Rep. Trent Franks’ Thing Down

We're not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

McConnell And Ryan Boning Susan Collins (ON TAX CUT DEALS, Not Like That, You Disgusting Perv)

Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming!

There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.

Al Franken Good Enough, Smart Enough, To Resign From The Senate

Nobody said this cultural shift was going to be comfortable. But it's the right path forward.

Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi

Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.
When your only tool is a GE M134 Minigun, every problem looks like confetti

House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available

The answer my friends, is always more guns.

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.