BRB, RAGE STROKING.
Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!
Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.
Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.
Well, he wouldn't be wrong!
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!
Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we'd like it for everyone, please.
The Affordable Care Act's survival is like a Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, they couldn't, let's eat!
It's A Festivus miracle! Actually, it's more of a Festivus not-entirely-a-tragedy!
Good God, the GOP is full of shit.
Devin Nunes is just pretty sure Donald Trump has never met George Papadopoulos, which is weird because HEY LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.
While we're having thoughts and prayers for the Orlando massacre victims, it sure would be nice if the Senate would actually confirm the guy who's supposed to be leading the fight against terrorists' finances.
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