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Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.

John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

Looks Like GOP Sen. Bob Corker Thinks Trump Is A Moron Too!

Well, he wouldn't be wrong!

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Carter Page Clearly Just Going For Insanity Defense Now

Let's have a CAPTION CONTEST.

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
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Mo Brooks’s Prostate Knows What It Did

We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we'd like it for everyone, please.

Donald Trump As Good At Killing Obamacare As He Is At Everything Else. Again.

The Affordable Care Act's survival is like a Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, they couldn't, let's eat!

Cost Of CHIP Really A Bargain. Especially Compared To Price Of 9 Million Tiny Caskets.

It's A Festivus miracle! Actually, it's more of a Festivus not-entirely-a-tragedy!

Have We Mentioned That Devin Nunes Is A Total Idiot Who Can’t Even Lie Good?

Devin Nunes is just pretty sure Donald Trump has never met George Papadopoulos, which is weird because HEY LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.
As a former tech support drone, we really wish that green sash in the back said 'RTFM'

Senate Still Holding Up Vote On Obama’s Anti-Terrorism Nominee, In Case You Were Wondering

While we're having thoughts and prayers for the Orlando massacre victims, it sure would be nice if the Senate would actually confirm the guy who's supposed to be leading the fight against terrorists' finances.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 3, 2016

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