Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
No way does Trump get any more feathers in his cap.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
Hey! Special election Tuesday! Let's take a seat away from the Rs and give 'em noogies, too!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!
All the bullcrap from your Republican town halls.
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Honestly, why would you chant anything else?
GO VOTE KANSAS. YES, TODAY. NOW. WE'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. GO VOTE. WE'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!