Congress

Trump Announces Plan To Build Border Wall Out Of Transgender Soldiers

FOR REAL, he just banned transgender people from serving in the military to get his stupid fucking wall funded!

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!

Lisa, come sit with us instead.

Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At ‘Confused Clusterfuck’ Stage

The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.

Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away

Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
My friends, my friends, my friends...FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN

OH GO FUCK YOURSELF, JOHN MCCAIN

We wish John McCain a speedy recovery. And also for him to go fuck himself.

Senate About To Vote On Obamacare Repeal With Literally No Idea What They’re Voting On

We're at the brink of a precipice, and the Republicans are ready to take a big step forward.

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

GOP FIGHT! Richard Burr Says Devin Nunes Is Total Dumbfuck Who Makes Shit Up

A KERFUFF-S-ALOT between the chairmen of the Senate and House Intelligence Committees!

HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET RELAXED ABOUT TRUMPCARE! READ THIS NOW!

This heinous fuckery will not stand, man. GET ACTIVE.

What ‘Better Deal’ Have Dumbstupid Democrats Ever Given You, HENGHHH???

When Donald Trump is getting so much done, why would anyone think Democrats can possibly offer an alternative?

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Senate Parliamentarian Ruling Would Kill Off Trumpcare For Good, In Any World Where Pigs Don’t Fly

Another roadblock to repealing the Affordable Care Act? Too bad Republicans stopped believing in roads long ago.