Congress

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.
Yup yup yup yup

GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Pervert Governor Eric Greitens Tells Missouri GOP To Come And Take It

Couldn't happen to a nicer political party!

Scott Pruitt’s $43,000 Cone Of Silence Was Illegal AF. Bet He’s In Big Trouble Now.

Scott Pruitt's security arrangements are perfectly appropriate. For your average third-world Generalissimo.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

Scott Pruitt Is Slovenly Garbage Person And His Bodyguard Is A Thug

Christ, What an Asshole.

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018

Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.

Fuck You Paul Ryan, The Pope Hates You And You’re Going To Hell

We bet Donald Trump is gonna miss him real bad, for sure.

Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION!

A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(
he's prayed on this

Paul Ryan ‘Bout To Fuck Off Right Back To Janesville, Y’all!

It's a good time to go back to Janesville and skip Leg Day WHENEVER HE WANTS.

Kentucky Midterm Madness: Lady Fighter Pilot Dukes It Out With Nice Old Man To Take On Trump Doucher!

Kentucky's got a serious race, and we ain't talking about the damn horses.