Huh. Pointing guns at law enforcement can get you shot dead, but not necessarily convicted. Where's President Law-N-Order on this?
And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!
Well that was fucking nuts.
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
The headline is a joke. But he's probably thought it. Your open thread!!
Republican Missouri Gov Stays Tonight’s Execution Of Possibly Innocent Man? WHAT UPSIDE DOWN UNIVERSE IS THIS
You'd think exculpatory DNA evidence would at least merit a delay in execution. And you'd think ... RIGHTLY???
Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.
How about a Congress full of InfoWars fans? And how would that be different from the House Science Committee?
Louise Linton seems like a very nice lady!
If science gets in the way of profits, it's obviously biased science.
It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.
Donald Trump lays out bold plan for strategic vagueness.
We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.
Oh good Christ he really is exactly that stupid.
Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.