Politics

Steve Bannon Tells House Intelligence Committee To Get Fucked, Provokes Riot In Wonkette Chatcave

Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.

The Kids Of Stoneman Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please

They're survivors. And they're very, very pissed off.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Just Donald Trump Raw-Dogging A Playboy Model, Sorry About Your Lunch

Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.

ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA’S ASS NOW

SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.

MittBott 2.018 Back And Ready To Represent Utah, Inevitably Offend It

He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Looks Like Robert Mueller Has A New Little Buddy, And It Is Rick Gates!

Big news in the Mueller investigation!

Better Hope This Grifty Fucker Keeps Job Running VA Because The Alternative Would Be SO MUCH WORSE

On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

There Is Another Gay One In The Olympics And He Says Trump And Pence Can Eat Yellow Snow Too

Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.

An Open Letter To Idiot InfoWars Reporter ‘Kit Daniels,’ Who Is A Vile Maggot

QUIT YOUR JOB AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS. ALL OF THEM.

Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?)

This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!