Politics

Bundy Militia Dipwads Found ‘Not’ Guilty, Again, Due To Pre-Existing Whiteness

Huh. Pointing guns at law enforcement can get you shot dead, but not necessarily convicted. Where's President Law-N-Order on this?

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Donald Trump Goes To Phoenix, Yells Whatever Crazy Shit Comes To Mind

Well that was fucking nuts.

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
Callista Gingrich and His Holiness Pope Babar IV

Newt Gingrich Over The Moon About Moving To Italy With Lovely, Wide-Eyed Third Wife, Divorcing Her

The headline is a joke. But he's probably thought it. Your open thread!!

Republican Missouri Gov Stays Tonight’s Execution Of Possibly Innocent Man? WHAT UPSIDE DOWN UNIVERSE IS THIS

You'd think exculpatory DNA evidence would at least merit a delay in execution. And you'd think ... RIGHTLY???

Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump

Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.

Idaho End Times Lunatic Guy Running To Be Congressman From InfoWars

How about a Congress full of InfoWars fans? And how would that be different from the House Science Committee?

Trump Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s Wife Lets Her Gigantic Asshole Flag Fly!

Louise Linton seems like a very nice lady!

Trump Kills Study Of Mountaintop Removal Mining Before It Hurts Health Of Coal Companies

If science gets in the way of profits, it's obviously biased science.

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.

Donald Trump Gonna Win Afghanistan War By WINNING! No Other Details Available

Donald Trump lays out bold plan for strategic vagueness.

Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017

We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Looked Sun Eclipse Best SEO Fucking Idiot

Oh good Christ he really is exactly that stupid.

Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino

Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.