Bannon tells House Republicans to get fucked. House Republicans furrow their brows meaningfully, go back to doing nothing.
The Kids Of Stoneman Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please
They're survivors. And they're very, very pissed off.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Trump never wore a bathrobe. Also never had sex with all those women.
SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.
He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.
What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?
Big news in the Mueller investigation!
On the one hand, THIS GUY. On the other hand, THE GUY THEY'D REPLACE HIM WITH.
A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection
The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.
Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite.
QUIT YOUR JOB AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS. ALL OF THEM.
This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.
Begun this healthcare war has.
Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!