Behind every frog is a silver lining.
Condoleezza Rice Can’t Quiiiite Endorse Doug Jones, Who Prosecuted The Men Who Murdered Her Childhood Friend
Maybe not the best time for subtlety, Condi?
Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?
Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
TO SAY THE LEAST.
DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
This isn't what we hope for, no.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Why would Detroit need a Congressman? THIS IS FINE.
The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.
HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!