Politics

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.

It’s Time For The Teen Gun-Grabbing WALKOUT!

The kids seem to believe they're the future. They may be on to something.

Strap In, It’s Going To Be A Very Dumb Day! Wonkagenda For Fri, April 20, 2018

THE COMEY MEMOS ARE OUT, Rudy is back, and kids are still protesting guns. Your morning news brief!
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Barack Obama Writes Pants Off Newt Gingrich And Ted Cruz. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Not really a fair comparison. That's why it's fun.
Photo of John Collins's dairy farm, Rome, New York

ICE Don’t Care Much For This New York White Man Demanding A Warrant. Huh!

So we guess it's OUR law enforcement who don't have to show no steenking badges.

Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court

Kris Kobach got spanked real good, he did.

Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.

Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.

Memphis Tells Tennessee Lege To Fuck Off In Most DELIGHTFUL Way

We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.