Nice Time

Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?

A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.

Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company’s Coming!

Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!

Texas Prisoners Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief With Strength Of 50 Trumps

It's kind of a sad Nice Time.
Free kitten with every five mass shootings

Oregon Judges Gonna Take All Your Freedom/Penises/Guns Away, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE TIME!

Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!

A Belated Happy Birthday To Jimmy Carter, Peace Be Upon Him, It’s GODDAMN FUCKING NICE TIME!

Some people just insist on making us feel a bit better about things. Even today. It's your OPEN THREAD!

Black NFL Quarterback Doing Sweetest Acts Of Kindness Probably Scary As HELL To Donald Trump

Deshaun Watson of the Houston Texans seems like a really swell guy!

WANNA CRY, LITTLE BABY? NEED A DOLLY? (Yes, Actually! It’s Nice Time!)

'Being Canadian must be like living next door to the Simpsons' -- Molly Ivins (also it's your OPEN THREAD)

Will This Nice White Baskets Coach Man Be Able To Explain White Privilege To Trump? Ha Ha, No

It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

WILD CARD! Get Weird With ‘Trump: The Movie’ Now And Thank Us Later

It's a movie-trailer parody starring Danny DeVito and The People Who Are In That Show with Danny DeVito!

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t

Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!

Badass Little Girl With Robot Hand Is Most Valuable Pitcher Of ALL TIME BASEBALL HISTORY

You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.

Cat Check: Here Are Two Pussies Donald Trump Definitely Didn’t Grab

Has Donald Trump ever had a pet? We don't think any animals would like him. It's also your OPEN THREAD.