A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.
Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!
It's kind of a sad Nice Time.
Oregon judges will have the ability to take guns away from people deemed a threat to themselves or others. How is that even fair? It's your OPEN THREAD!
Some people just insist on making us feel a bit better about things. Even today. It's your OPEN THREAD!
Get ready to D'awwww.
Deshaun Watson of the Houston Texans seems like a really swell guy!
'Being Canadian must be like living next door to the Simpsons' -- Molly Ivins (also it's your OPEN THREAD)
It would be pretty awesome, I am thinking, if Gregg Popovich, who is a very smart and astute man, were able to coach Donald Trump into understanding these things.
We gotta get out of this place.
Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.
It's a movie-trailer parody starring Danny DeVito and The People Who Are In That Show with Danny DeVito!
Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!
Defiant Hillary Clinton Still Releasing Book Tuesday, Even Though At Least 10 Men Think She Shouldn’t
Hooray, we have a nice new excerpt to read!
You need a nice story. Read this nice story RIGHT NOW, MORANS.
Has Donald Trump ever had a pet? We don't think any animals would like him. It's also your OPEN THREAD.