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Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?

Can You Libel A Scaramucci? Can You Catch A Cloud And Pin It Down?

We are wordsmiths over here. Hello, Merriam-Webster?

Where The Hell Is The Agenda!

So this is how it's going to go, see?

SKYPENIS!

SKYPENIS!

Trump Can’t Even Kill Obamacare Right. Thanks Obama!

People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.

Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!

It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!

Philly’s New DA? Oh, Just A Civil Rights Lawyer Who Actually Believes Black Lives Matter

This Larry Krasner character seems pretty great.

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!

Nice Time! Reddit Finally Bans ‘Incels’ Subreddit For Men Who Are Sad Rape Isn’t Legal

Yes, the involuntary celibates are now involuntarily celibate from Reddit.

That’ll Do, Virginia. That’ll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017

LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!
Actor 212, probably

Meet Virginia (Where An Absolute GOP Bloodbath Is Happening, LOL)

No news here, but we figure you deserve an OPEN THREAD.

Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena, MT: Ding Dong, Wonkette Calling!

Pocatello, IDAHO? Are we even kidding? (We are not!)

10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Out Of Immigration Jail, Back With Parents, Ready To Take Your Job

Score this one as a win against the New Cruelty. For now.

Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017

This guy. This guy just ROCKS.

Tomorrow Will Be A Wonkin’ Las Vegas Saturday Night! (Afternoon) (We Are So Old)

Pussycat pussycat I love you, yes I do!

A Children’s Treasury Of 600 Cosplaying San Diegans Yelling At Darrell Issa And Trump!

Pro-Darrell Issa demonstration is four sad losers. Anti-Darrell Issa demonstration is 580 PATRIOTS IN COSTUME.