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Sad Texas Bigots Can’t Even Pass A Bathroom Bill, LOL Sad Losers!

Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?

Where in the world is the Wonkebago?

Rod Stewart Makes Up For ‘Downtown Train,’ Sends Disabled Kids To DC

Rod Stewart turns out to be quite the mensch.

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.

Eric Trump Promoted To Second Dumbest Trump Offspring

2nd place is still 1st loser, dumbass. Also it is your OPEN THREAD!

Volvo Goes Electric Like Bob Dylan, A Headline Joke For Fellow Olds

Crazy Swedes, acting like businesses should adapt to global warming.

Literally Anyone Else 2020! Now Your Head Is Not Naked!

In Not Trump's name we pray, amen. Be less naked, and OPEN THREAD!

OPEN THREAD: Happy Birthday, Canada!

Open thread!

A Sexxxual Good News Roundup Featuring Emmanuel Macron And Also Greta Van Susteren Somehow

LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!

Senate Dems R On Ur Capitol Steps, Restoring Ur Faith In Democracy

Despite all the attempts to break it, sometimes it looks like democracy works. (Cue the wingnut uncles bellowing, 'It's not a democracy, it's a republic!!!')

Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY!

SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!

Court Tells Jeff Sessions To Get Fucked, AGAIN!

Jeff Sessions will protect immigrants by cutting off their access to legal assistance. What a guy!

Wonkette Demands Sexxxy Justin Trudeau Hug Us As Hard As He Hugs This Goddamn Stuffed Unicorn

Who among us doesn't want to be squeezed by Justin Trudeau like this?

Nice Time! Minnesota Nurses Buy And Forgive $2.6 Million In Patients’ Medical Debt

In a better world, gestures like this wouldn't be needed. But it's still pretty wonderful.