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Portland And Spokane, We Gon Pizza And Beer You!

Where? That is for us to know, and also to tell you!

ICE Knows Some Terrible Fucking Publicity When It Gets It, Gives Stay Of Deportation To Sick Baby’s Dad

Rejoice! ICE has shown absolutely minimal decency to one of its targets. For now.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

Oregon Hippies And Punx, See Us In Bend Tuesday Night!

Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
These new advisors will definitely tighten things up

RENO 2/11! Wonkette Is Buying You Spicy Meatballs!

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

ROCKET!! That Is All. Just ROCKET!!!!!!!

His spaceship knows which way to go.

Deleted Emails: Guess We’re All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.

That’s Right, Trey Gowdy, GET YOUR DUMB SQUIRRELLY ASS OUTTA HERE

Maybe he will finally have some time to investigate Benghazi some more.
Come get your Free Pot, Hippie Takers!

Nice Time! California Got Criminal Justice Reform In Your Legal Weed!

This is the smart way to decriminalize marijuana: Retroactively.

Trump Judge Draws Line At Sending Mexicans DIRECTLY TO GET BEHEADED BY CARTELS

It's hardly a roadblock to the New Cruelty, but any good news is still good news.
Bears repeating

California Insists On Doing Cool New Shit For 2018. Not Just Smoking It, Either!

Rush Limbaugh listeners will be provided a safe space. Arizona.

Your 2017 Weekly Top Ten Official Wonkette Babby Picture Review

Boy howdy if the year of our Lord 2017 ain't been one hell of a shit pile. To channel my inner Jim Lahey, a real shit cherry, sitting on the top of a shit sundae, with streams of hot...

Does Milo Yiannopoulos Even KNOW He Plagiarized ‘American Psycho’? Because He Totally Did

No but seriously he totally plagiarized American Psycho. And the rest is fun too!

Awwww Yeah Robert Mueller Bringing Us The Pure, Uncut RNC-Russia-Cambridge Analytica Shit!

Should we fit Paul Ryan for his handcuffs now? Or Reince? Or Steve Bannon? OR ALL OF THEM KATIE???

Go Home, Orrin Hatch. You’re Not Drunk, You Just Need To Go.

Utah politics: apparently we're bare-knuckle again and it is GLORIOUS.