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Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

This Week Sucks. Let’s Have A Really Gay Dance Party.

You get over here and share your favorite gay dance club anthems, for dancing!

Labor Nomination Held Up Due To Nominee’s Support Of Labor

OK here is the problem with labor/union disputes: they are invariably very complicated and sort of dull to the uninitiated. The articles about these disputes are fiendishly unskimmable, and they often discuss legislation that doesn't at first glance favor...

Charles Krauthammer Criticizes Obama For Not Being As Brave As Charles Krauthammer On Mosque Thing

Thank God (not Allah) that we have Charles Krauthammer to lead the hearts and minds of our country. Krauthammer, you will be shocked to learn, considering that kind face of his, is against the conversion of that Manhattan Burlington...

At Last, Rush Limbaugh Knows Who To Blame For His Tiny Penis

Science, you guys, science is revealing all sorts of terrible mysteries about the modern world. And not just the liberal kind of mysteries, like about how all the animals are dying and the ice is melting and whatever;...
Rachel Maddow has had it with your shit

Your Morning Maddow: Here’s How Our Presidential Candidates Get Along With A Dictator

Hillary Clinton had tough words for Egypt's autocratic president. Donald Trump had wet kisses for him.

The “Trig vs. The Death Squads” Fact-Check That Definitely Explains Everything

It is understandable, of course, that right now everyone's most immediate concern is protecting Trig Palin from Obama's Human Productivity Freikorps. There is just no time to worry about specifics like reality. Enter Meg Stapleton, whose job it is...

Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can’t Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump’s Ugly Ass Clothes

Time to fire the entire White House, including the president!

Hey Massachusetts: Was Original Ted Kennedy Ever A Cosmo Centerfold?

Um... Cosmopolitan has WON whatever time of day allotted for sex! Let's also throw in 1982, Cosmopolitan has also WON 1982, for this was the year when Scott Brown, the Republican running around in bad faith pretending he has...

Deleted Comments: Why Aren’t You Fighting The Devil Instead Of Mocking The Duggars?

Looks like we must have written words about the Duggars this week, which is always good for some astute contributions from the family's fans. Our story on the comically inept grifting/missionary attempts of Jill Duggar Dillard and her Mandatory...

Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens Retires!

Whoa! No linky yet, but John Paul Stevens says he's stepping down this summer, so Barry Radical Cleric Nobama gets to appoint another liberal, which will be a "contentious" process because, uh, Republicans will cry and wet their Depends...

Budget That Wingnuts Demanded Still On Hold Because Of Wingnuts

Dumbfuck screech machine Dana Loesch and her merry band of ideological brethren have a giant confused today, which is a not uncommon condition for stupid people punching above their intellectual weight. What, aside from the usual stuff like the...

Trump Lies That He Thought Obama Was Joshin’ When He Said Not To Hire Crazy Dick Mike Flynn

Funny how? Funny like a clown? Does Barack Obama amuse you?
Some are born dickish, some achieve dickishness, and others have dickishness thrust upon them.

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Would Like To Be President Trump’s Secretary Of Dickishness

Less than halfway into his second term, Maine Governor Paul LePage is so over governing his lame state full of lazy drug addicts and loser student protesters. In a town hall in Lewiston Wednesday, he told the crowd he...

Barney Frank Finally Debated That LaRouche Hitler Lady

Last night, Barney Frank actually sat down next to and debated that LaRouchite Rachel Brown, whom he once compared to a dining room table and is now running against. She has lots of crazy signs, you will remember. Frank,...

David Cameron, You Have Been Cavorting Far Too Much With Barack Obama

The Almighty King of England, David Cameron, recently spent a lovely American spring afternoon with Barack Obama inside a sweaty gymnasium watching college athletes play basketball. They then had a lovely American spring evening at a White House state...