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Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin’s Arch-Nemesis From America?

This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.

O’Reilly Grabbed $32 Million Of Pussy, Because When You’re A Star, The Murdochs Let You Do It

O'Reilly did nothing wrong! He just gave that woman a third of his net worth out of the goodness of his heart.

John McCain Prefers Presidents Who Didn’t Have Imaginary Bone Spurs During Vietnam

John McCain rolls out some highly refined bitchery. Won't you join him?

Trump Wishes That War Widow Would Stop Bleeding From Her Wherever At Him

Surprise, America, the president is being a lying fuck again.

Donna Rose And The Cowboy

The heart is a cowboy.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Sundays With The Christianists: Give Jesus-Comics This Halloween To Be The Worst House On The Block

As long as there's candy included, nutso evangelist comics are OK with us.

EXCLUSIVE: Unaired Script For Dana Loesch’s NRA Scare Videos!

Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.

Potato Chip Cookies. NO, SERIOUSLY!

Let's get baked!

This Is What Donald Trump Jr. Sees When He Looks At Daddy

This is really fucking gross. Don't blame us, blame Junior.

Trump Lied About Calling The Families Of Fallen Troops, And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames … THE TROOPS!

How dare you disrespect the troops by pointing out the White House lies! How very dare you!

Jesus Christ, Dana Loesch.

Dana is Loesching out.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of Talking About John Kelly

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!

It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?