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Is Robert Mueller Wiping His Ass With Trump’s Tax Returns RIGHT NOW? Sure, Maybe!

Mueller has reportedly teamed up with the Criminal Investigation unit of the IRS. Uh oh, Trump and Manafort!

Donald Trump Preparing For Sunday’s Debate By … Oh Screw It

Debate prep is for LOSERS.

Why Do Hillary Clinton Press Conferences Hate White People So Much?

Ask Hillary if she's 'trustworthy' again. ASK HER, WE DARE YOU.

Trump, West Virginia Team Up To Free Coal Miners From Being Alive

Just think of all the hospital, rehab, and funeral home jobs this will create, too!

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

James Thompson Loses Close Kansas Election. Just Imagine If The Democrats Had Helped!

As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.

Trump Lawyers Deny Sticking Russian Spy Shoe Phone Straight Up Jared Kushner’s Ass

Yeah, Trump knew about the Russia Meeting. HIS OWN LAWYERS TOLD HIM!

Prince Will Never Die

What in the hell is wrong with 2016, when it comes to God taking away our greatest icons? TMZ is reporting that Prince has died at age 57: The artist known as Prince has died ... TMZ has learned. He was 57. Prince's...

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Ew gay.

Breitbart And Stupidest Man On Internet Can’t Stop Posting Fake-Ass Trump Rally Pictures

It's weird how all Trump rallies look like Cleveland Cavaliers celebrations.

Trump Still Gets A ’10’ On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.

It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.
It's not even the rust that'll get you, though

Michigan Governor Blames ‘Government’ For Flint’s Poison Water. Um?

Several developments on the water crisis in Flint, Michigan, so pour yourself a nice hot cup of coffee and let's look at what's up now. Unless you live in Flint, in which case you need to pour that shit...