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Trump Idiots Pretty Sure Beyoncé To Blame For Donald Trump Being So Rapey

It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY.

Glenn Greenwald And Kellyanne Conway Apparently Too Stupid To Understand What Spies Do

Why won't these spies just SHOW THEIR WORK???
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Carly Fiorina’s Medieval History Degree Will Help Her Beat ISIS, Crush Albigensian Heresy

Carly Fiorina took a break from her heavy schedule of lying, lying, lying, and more lying to engage in some plain old stupid bullshit for a change. She recently explained to a New Hampshire audience that her bachelor's degree in medieval history and philosophy...

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 03, 2016.

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Trump’s First Military Raid A Total Cluster(bomb) *Even Though* He Said ‘Radical Islamic Terrorism’!

It turns out that war kills noncombatants, even when America is being made great again.
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Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 8, 2016

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Betsy DeVos Teaches Thousands Of Poor And Black Kids Who’s Boss! (Trigger Warning For SOME BULLSHIT)

If one were cynical, one might think it's a blatant attempt to deny education assistance to poor kids.
Man has got to have a code.

Donald Trump Tells Philippines Dictator He’s Doing Terrific Job (OF MURDER)

We're really trying hard not to normalize a president who buddies around with a dictator who blithely murders his own people. Sadly, that seems to be the norm now.

Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please

If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.

Ben Carson Vows To Continue Winning Streak In South Carolina Primary

Oh, to have the utter confidence of Ben Carson. This is a confidence that surpasseth understanding. It is a confidence completely unrelated to any external indicators. In short, it is a confidence completely divorced from reality. You may remember...

Trump’s Supreme Court Pick Says Trump Being A Real Dick To That One Judge

Is Neil Gorsuch trying to get his nomination withdrawn?

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.