It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.
Meanwhile, Ann Coulter is in the 'denial' stage of her intense grief.
Twice-baked halfwit Elisabeth Hasselbeck hasn't vacated the Fox News studios yet, even though she PROMISED she was quitting to go spend more time making PB&J for her Hassel-spawn, and less time helping her cohosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade...
Hell of a marathon, Sen. Merkley. And not a Nazi dentist in sight.
We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.
Rep. Steve King is just not ready for this kind of change.
Look Ma, I'm Legitimate!
Oh what a night it was in the way Up Nort' state of Wisconsin! It was a night that the punditocrats all said Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders, currently both running second place in delegates in their contests, really...
We're seriously not kidding.
The town of Coolidge, Arizona, proudly voted last week to only allow Christian prayers at the opening of public meetings, even after both the mayor and the city's attorney warned that it means the town will almost certainly lose...
Oh, now we get it. The throne is made of swords 'cause there's so much backstabbing. That's symbolic. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.
The man Donald Trump singled out as "my African-American" at a recent campaign appearance isn't a Trump Supporter, but doesn't mind Trump's comments, because he's running for Congress and wow did this ever get him some publicity.
In this constitutional scenario, the new president would be either Ivanka Trump or dead Ronald Reagan's corpse farts.
There she is, Miss Teen USA! There she is, your ideaaaaalllll! Unless your "ideal" involves not being particularly predisposed to using racial slurs on the Twitter machine. If that is the case, 18-year-old Karlie Hay may not be your...
The dialogue still needs work.