This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.
O'Reilly did nothing wrong! He just gave that woman a third of his net worth out of the goodness of his heart.
John McCain rolls out some highly refined bitchery. Won't you join him?
Surprise, America, the president is being a lying fuck again.
Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.
As long as there's candy included, nutso evangelist comics are OK with us.
This is really fucking gross. Don't blame us, blame Junior.
Trump Lied About Calling The Families Of Fallen Troops, And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames … THE TROOPS!
How dare you disrespect the troops by pointing out the White House lies! How very dare you!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!
Another Price is wrong.
Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?
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Nina Totenberg is NOT IMPRESSED with Justice Mansplainer!
Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?
We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.