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Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin’s Arch-Nemesis From America?

This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.

O’Reilly Grabbed $32 Million Of Pussy, Because When You’re A Star, The Murdochs Let You Do It

O'Reilly did nothing wrong! He just gave that woman a third of his net worth out of the goodness of his heart.

John McCain Prefers Presidents Who Didn’t Have Imaginary Bone Spurs During Vietnam

John McCain rolls out some highly refined bitchery. Won't you join him?

Trump Wishes That War Widow Would Stop Bleeding From Her Wherever At Him

Surprise, America, the president is being a lying fuck again.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Sundays With The Christianists: Give Jesus-Comics This Halloween To Be The Worst House On The Block

As long as there's candy included, nutso evangelist comics are OK with us.

This Is What Donald Trump Jr. Sees When He Looks At Daddy

This is really fucking gross. Don't blame us, blame Junior.

Trump Lied About Calling The Families Of Fallen Troops, And Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames … THE TROOPS!

How dare you disrespect the troops by pointing out the White House lies! How very dare you!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of Talking About John Kelly

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Attention NorCal, It Is Your Turn To Get Wonkette Beach Bum World Toured 2017!!!

It's the weekend! It's Yr Wonkette Drinky Thing! It's your open thread!

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?

All Hail The Sacred MAGA Hat, Object Of Religious Devotion, No, Really

A message from the Church Of Trolling

Is Neil Gorsuch Obnoxious Enough To Turn John Roberts Liberal? MAYBE!

Nina Totenberg is NOT IMPRESSED with Justice Mansplainer!

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.