It's hardly a roadblock to the New Cruelty, but any good news is still good news.
MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?
Oh, look! Republicans suddenly care about CHIP funding!
There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Then there's this report, which is racist nonsense.
Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.
So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Grossed out by the very idea? We'll soon get those images out of your head!
Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.
It's almost breathtaking the number of ways the Trumpers have come up with to screw workers. Who'll keep voting for Trump.
What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?
Ryan Zinke is all about 'local input.' Unless it's from a bunch of damn hippie nature lovers.
SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!
Don't you just feel safer already?
Very stable White House geniuses manage feat of pissing off Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes. Please clap.
Trump's a big, fat mess, Steve Bannon GOT SERVED...TWICE, and Republicans might just shut down the government (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.