Trump falsely demonizing immigrants again? Gee, it's been almost a week!
Guess everything's on the up-and-up now. What a relief. Hey, how about more tax cuts, huh?
Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.
NICETIMES AGAIN! WHAAAA????
Don't be ridiculous. There are no icebergs in these waters.
Put on your kicky blazer, Michael Cohen. It's JAIL TIME!
Fuck you, Aaron. Nobody believes you.
Since when do you expect the head of a federal agency to know anything about federal law?
Rudy's legal strategy is ... outside the box!
Something new and different!
Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.
This shit is complicated!