More dispatches from the Alex Jones custody trial!
The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
AND THEY SAY PUSS-GRABBING DOESN'T PAY.
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(
So. We meet again.
You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!