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The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much

Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

Senate’s Obamacare Repeal Will Give 22 Million More Americans Opportunity To Explore Faith Healing

Why, yes, the Senate's Obamacare repeal will make people get sick and die. This is a surprise how?

Please, Republicans, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Dying To Hear Your Crackpot Legal Theories!

Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Did Eric Trump Win A ‘Fugly Nazi Makeover’ Contest Or Did He Just Get A Haircut?

What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It’s Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia

Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!

Supreme Court Marriage Equality NICE TIMES! HOORAY!

SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!

Kellyanne Conway And Pals Went On The Sunday Shows And LIED About Medicaid? The Hell You Say!

It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show.

Newlywed Will Explain Marriage To All You Feminist Losers

Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!

And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born

L'CHAIM WORLD.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!

GOP Medicaid Cuts Will Probably Cost This Man His Freedom. How The Hell Is That ‘Better Care’?

Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.