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General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?

All Hail The Sacred MAGA Hat, Object Of Religious Devotion, No, Really

A message from the Church Of Trolling

Is Neil Gorsuch Obnoxious Enough To Turn John Roberts Liberal? MAYBE!

Nina Totenberg is NOT IMPRESSED with Justice Mansplainer!

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

Senate Republicans Pass Super-Fucked Budget. Just So You Know.

Republicans have decided we need millionaires a hell of a lot more than we need old people.

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.
CRUSH

Joe Arpaio Pretty Sad Trump Pardoned Him, Since That Means He’s GUILTY

Sorry, dude, if you hadn't been convicted, you wouldn't need a pardon.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

This ‘George W. Bush’ Fellow’s Ideas Intrigue Us, But We Still Don’t Want His Newsletter

George W Criticizes Trump, Is Still George W. Your OPEN THREAD!

General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

Beloved Wise President Donald Trump Could PROBABLY Save Nation With Alexander-Murray Healthcare Bill!

A bipartisan compromise is not out of reach, just as long as Donald Trump decides it was his idea all along.

We Think Alex Jones May Be Confused About What A ‘Drag Queen’ Is

THIS IS THE NEW BEST ALEX JONES VIDEO EVER.

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor

Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.

Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)

Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!