Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?
Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.
Why, yes, the Senate's Obamacare repeal will make people get sick and die. This is a surprise how?
Congressional Republicans have an answer to your complaints about their piece of crap healthcare plan. The answer is: RUTH BADER GINSBURG!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
What is it with the Trumps and their goddamn hair.
MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.
That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!
Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!
SCOTUS tells Arkansas to Knock That Shit Off!
It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show.
Come for the crackpot marital advice, stay for the fat shaming!
TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.