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Alex Jones Gets PIIIIIIISSED When You Call His New Wife A Massage Hooker

More dispatches from the Alex Jones custody trial!

Georgia’s Runoff Election: Let The Voter Suppression Games Begin!

The Devil In The Details Went Down To Georgia
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin’, SHARIA LAW

Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

Praise The Lord! Neil Gorsuch Lets Jesus Into Supreme Court’s Cold Heathen (And Jewish) Heart!

You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!