Ultimatum? Hell, they hardly knew 'em!
Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.
What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?
You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.
Donald Trump the History Buff! Who knew????
Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?
Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!
There are fine people on both sides of the bars. Your happy nice time OPEN THREAD!
But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?
If those walls could talk...they'd plead, 'Bulldoze me. Please just bulldoze me.'
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.
Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!
Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.
'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'