Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Trump shitposts on Twitter, Republicans are running scared, and Philly's new D.A. (the civil rights lawyer one!) LOVES weed. Your morning news brief!
He has this bad habit of thinking he's inevitable. You're not inevitable, Mitt.
Begun this healthcare war has.
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
With your help, Wonkette, like the Devil, WILL LIVE FOREVER.
You can't scare them, they're stickin' to the union.
Gerrymandering! Have we mentioned this stuff is BAD?
Milwaukee Thirsty For Justice, Charges Jailers In Sheriff David Clarke’s Chamber Of Horrors Dehydration Death
Former sheriff David Clarke isn't one of the people charged. Imagine that.
Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
We need more schools honoring great Space Ladies.
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
Beer and pizza, pizza and beer.
Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!
'I’m almost sorry I heard the bill,' said Lawrence, the committee chairman. 'I didn’t expect to hear pads and tampons and the problems of periods.'
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!