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How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017

The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!
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Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

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End Of World Off To Slow Start

Hey, everybody, better get your butts out of bed and off to your jobs after all, because it looks like the Mormon Apocalypse has failed to materialize. At least, so far. As we noted in our earlier story, some...
Truly.

U.S. Military Letting Afghan Allies Rape Boys On American Bases, So That’s Gross

Here's a nice and horrifying story for you. The New York Times reports that in our completely necessary Freedom War in Afghanistan, the United States military has told soldiers and Marines to please ignore the fact that American-trained Afghan military...

Sean Spicer Super Sorry For Lying About British Spies, Guesses He Won’t Do It Again

Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!

Your Never-Ending Olive Garden Shrimp Bowl Sauteed In Never-Ending Child-Slave Tears

So we've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that a mortifying percentage of the shrimp we eat comes from slave labor. The good news is, jk, there's no good news, humanity is a miserable plague. According...

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Dutch Voters Kick Racist Geert Wilders Right In The Netherlands

Back to being a minor bobblehead in European politics.
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

White House Missing Special Something Only Guy Who’s Killed Thousands Of His Own People Can Bring

A mass murderer invited to visit the White House? Way better than apologizing for America.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

‘Disgraceful Failure’ Le Pen Family Is Le Feuding

Probably their family dinners are very unpleasant.

Dana Rohrabacher Asks NASA: Was Mars A Good Place To Raise A Kid?

In fact, it's cold as hell

Forget Ryan Lochte, Let’s Talk About This Hot Medal-Winning American Gymnast Gettin’ Nekkid!

Danell Levya has won two silver medals in Rio, and even better, he is a TOTAL feminist and a super-supporter of LGBT rights.

What Was Julian Farage Doing In Ecuadorian Embassy If He Wasn’t Meeting Nigel Assange?

Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.