Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump's doesn't trust computers, the GOP is dusting off its old plans, and a rich white lady wants, "black people food." Your morning news brief!
White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.
Whatever you do, don't mention the war.
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
What do you do when Donald Trump thinks you're his hot daughter?
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Pasty egomaniac says what?
WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.
Donald Trump is such a fucking asshole.
Another example of what happens when you 'unshackle' border enforcement.
Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!
Remember the good old days, back when yr Wonkette would write about the Duggars just to make fun of them, and not because their oldest boy used to have a problem with his fingers wandering off into his sisters,...
Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)
You only think you're reading this. There. Blew your mind.
Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.