Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?
This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
'Trump administration denies...' is our most useful keyboard macro.
Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!
Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!
Wonkette Conspiracy Corner!
Did Donald Trump become A REAL MAN last night? The media sure thinks so!