Why did any of this happen?
All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.
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Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.
The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.
In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!
White House Apprentice spin-off series drags on as Republicans try to vote Mexican kids off the island.
Uppity Women Unite!
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Big doin's at the Los Angeles Times, yes sir.
Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.
How you livin', Don McGahn?
Oh the poor, delicate flower... who molested and raped more than 140 girls and owned piles of child pornography.
Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.