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Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

An Argument About Nerds And The KKK Taken As Seriously As It Deserves

Guy fired by Google would like to take a moment to prove Google ONE MILLION PERCENT RIGHT.

Do You Think Trans Kids Are ‘Satan’s Plan’? Congrats, You’re A Trump Judge!

Jeff Mateer, Trump judicial nom, also LOVES conversion therapy.

HILLARY CLINTON ADMITS CONSPIRING WITH PIZZAGATE CHILD DUNGEON PIZZERIA!!1!

Everything's coming up pizza!

DONALD TRUMP APOLOGIZES! (To Turkey. For Americans’ Faces Scuffing Up Its Bodyguards’ Boots)

Who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?
Just gonna make America great again here

Help Obamacare, Jimmy Kimmel, You’re Our Only Hope!

This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.

RNC Paying For Trumps’ Lawyers, So, Surprise The Trumps Are Lawyers Now!

There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!

Jimmy Kimmel Don’t Play. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 20, 2017

It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL.

Republicans Protecting The Little Guy, And By Little Guy We Mean ‘Equifax’

Oh Republicans, always looking for ways to help the little guy (get fucked).

Why Did The FISA Court Okay All This Wiretapping? A Lawsplainer!

Speak into the microphone, Paulie!
They look pretty dangerous all right

Trump Has HAD IT With All These Refugees Making America Great The Wrong Way

Guess we don't...have...to care about refugees. (Don't have to care about refugees!)

Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!

Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.

Trump Russia Stuff: BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Hey, Paul Manafort! Ready to flip yet?

WHY Can’t Donald Trump Have Tanks Rolling Down Pennsylvania Ave. WHYYYYYYY.

He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself.

Trump Jr. Fires Secret Service. Not Suspicious. Not Suspicious At All

Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?

Oh, Did Something Happen With Trump-Russia Last Night? Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept., 19, 2017

Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.