When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!
Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ.
Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.
What's a little aggravated assault between friends?
Golly, this sure is a lot of smoke! There's probably no fire though.
This turd's beyond polishing
Civil rights can be FUN!!!
Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!
Montana Republican Greg Gianforte, running for Congress TOMORROW, is a thug and a lunatic.
Today we are all Pope Francis. And today, we are all former Mexican President Vicente Fox! Today we are also your OPEN THREAD!
We're really trying hard not to normalize a president who buddies around with a dictator who blithely murders his own people. Sadly, that seems to be the norm now.
Is it time for Michael Flynn to GO TO JAIL? Not yet, but sounds like Congress is gettin' pissed!
Also, the pope joked about how Donald Trump is fat. He is only human, after all.
Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!
Mitch McConnell has blessed us with this dreamboat FOR LIFE! #WINNING
Lindsey Graham is clearly not a fan of sequels.