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Judge Rules Trump ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Executive Order As Unconstitutional As All The Other Ones

If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!

John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk

Another day, another gross story.

Trump To Practice Presidential Pardons. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 21, 2017

Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.

Drinky Drunky Florida Mayor And Roid Raging Husband Audition For Carl Hiaasen Novel. Um, Allegedly.

Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.

Mar-A-Lago Partygoers Fete Their Favorite Charity: Donald Trump

Today in RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY ...

Goddamnit, Al Franken.

Well shit.

Moore Accuser’s Lawyer Tells Sean Hannity To Fuck Right On Out Of Here

Every interview request from Sean Hannity deserves this reply.
Yes, this really exists

Which Of These Roy Moore Pastors Should Babysit Your Little Girl?

SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.

Happy Thanksgiving, Donald Trump! Ready For Robert Mueller To Stuff Your Turkey?

It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.
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Barack Obama Sneaked In In The Night And Messed Up Ryan Zinke’s Travel Records

From the Mixed-Up Files Of Secretary Ryan Zinke.

AL.com Responds To Roy Moore’s Lawyer’s Sad Pathetic Threat Letter, After It Finally Stops Laughing

AL.com will neither cease nor desist. Good day, Sir. They said GOOD DAY!

Trump’s Backdoor Action. Gross. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 20, 2017

Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!

Deleted Emails: We Were CC’d On An Email To GOD!

We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.