If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!
Another day, another gross story.
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
Today in RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY ...
Well, he's not wrong!
Every interview request from Sean Hannity deserves this reply.
SPOILER: You really don't want any of these men babysitting your little girl.
It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.
From the Mixed-Up Files Of Secretary Ryan Zinke.
AL.com will neither cease nor desist. Good day, Sir. They said GOOD DAY!
Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.