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Cruel Evil Democrats Didn’t Let Trump Go To His President Party!

All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.

‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.

Deleted Comments: If Liberals Knew History Facts, They’d Know ‘W.E.B. De Bois’ Hated Mexicans

The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.

Today Marks Either The 500 Year Or One Year Anniversary Of Trump’s Presidency. Hard To Tell!

In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!

Shutdown Shitshow Draws Huge Ratings And Ruins Trump’s Plan To Party At Mar-a-lago

White House Apprentice spin-off series drags on as Republicans try to vote Mexican kids off the island.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has A VERY GOOD DOG

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
what if they just read it instead?

LA Times Goes Union! Gross Harassey Publisher Goes Straight To Hell!

Big doin's at the Los Angeles Times, yes sir.

Former Navy SEAL And Fox News Personality Somehow Too Racist For Job In Trump Administration

Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.

White House Counsel Don McGahn: In Deep Shit, Or A Shit Sharknado?

How you livin', Don McGahn?

Gymnast-Molesting Doctor Thinks It Is Very Rude Of Judge To Make Him Listen To His Victims

Oh the poor, delicate flower... who molested and raped more than 140 girls and owned piles of child pornography.

ARE YOU READY TO SHUTDOWN???? A Wonksplainer Of ‘Yeah, No, Really, It’s Republicans’ Fault’

Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.