Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!
The womenfolk shall be made happy by force, if necessary.
Sung by your boyfriend, William Tapley, third eagle of the apocalypse and co-prophet of these end times.
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Wow! It's like he's inside our very brains!
He's a little 'Over The Top,' no?
Donald Trump, being a total freaking lunatic himself, has captured the hearts and minds of fringe conspiracy theorists across the internet. Alex Jones, a man who believes that the government is making kids gay with some kind of chemical...