Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
If only poors would take care of themselves like our President, healthcare would be so easy!
Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!
Sometimes, it's the cover up AND the crime!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!
Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!
Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!
The womenfolk shall be made happy by force, if necessary.
Sung by your boyfriend, William Tapley, third eagle of the apocalypse and co-prophet of these end times.
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Wow! It's like he's inside our very brains!