You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.
So, here we are. 4th of July. Independence Day. The Most Sacred Celebration in our Nation's secular canon. A time to reflect upon the ideals our nation was founded upon and our efforts in striving to live...
Feed the baby.
It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!
How should I talk to other parents about guns? NEVER! NEVER TALK TO OTHER PARENTS ABOUT GUNS!
Check out these two great shrimp recipes!
Wonkebago comin' atcha, north-north-midwest!
We are going to make it through this fucking nightmare!!!!
Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.
Ketzitzot, Tumeric Rice And Hummus Masabacha: An Israeli Dish Sure To Turn Out Better Than Trump’s Trip
Make this. You'll be glad you did.
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?
The Trumps have picked a school for Barron. It sounds very nice!
Sweet, savory, acidic AND piquant, all at the same time? That's a mighty tasty raft!
All the feels, man.