If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.
Thanks to government regulation of coal plants, tuna is less bad for you now! Let's eat them!
How Many Feminists Does It Take To Shit On World’s-Most-Hilarious-Video-For-Real? One And It’s Very Funny!
It is the happiest video in all the land! Let us watch it! Together! For your OPEN THREAD!
Grab Your Vagina for a Ladyhaters Legislative Round Up! Spoiler Alert: There are Republicans Up in Your Bits!
HOW'M I DOIN'? Your open thread!
Shepherd's pie to warm you up. Oh, you're already warm? THANKS AL GORE.
We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.
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OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)
Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
#Wonkebago to Washington? ON HOLD.
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)