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Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.
Garden In A Bowl

Gazpacho: the Original Smoothie?

So, here we are. 4th of July. Independence Day. The Most Sacred Celebration in our Nation's secular canon. A time to reflect upon the ideals our nation was founded upon and our efforts in striving to live...

May We Have Some More Please?

Feed the baby.

And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born

L'CHAIM WORLD.

Fuckin’ A, People, It’s Not That Hard: The Trans-Cis-Woman Sister Act

It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!

Dear Abby Shits Bed

How should I talk to other parents about guns? NEVER! NEVER TALK TO OTHER PARENTS ABOUT GUNS!
Sweet, Spicy Yum!

If It’s Summertime, It’s Shrimping Time!

Check out these two great shrimp recipes!

Oatmeal Nutella RESISTANCE Muffins: Because Donald Trump Is Not The Boss Of You!

We are going to make it through this fucking nightmare!!!!

Turns Out Jared Kushner Really Does Roll On Shabbos!

Jared and Ivanka couldn't possibly leave early for Saudi Arabia! They HAD TO fly on Shabbos because....reasons.

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

At Least Fox News Is *Sorry* For Calling Autistic 10-Year-Old An Entitled Stalking Snowflake

It's good Fox News has apologized for yelling at an autistic little boy. Maybe they should not yell at little kids to begin with?

BREAKING! Trump To Live In Same Zip Code As Wife And Young Son!

The Trumps have picked a school for Barron. It sounds very nice!

EAT RIBS NOW.

Sweet, savory, acidic AND piquant, all at the same time? That's a mighty tasty raft!