Mommyblogging

So tender. Much flavor. Yum!

Braised Beef Shanks. Forward To The Past!

We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...

How Are ‘Pro-Life’ Republicans Screwing Disabled Kids Now? A VERY MAD STORY

You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.

Wonkette To Ad Networks: Fuck Off And Die

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I am so sorry you can't see the beautiful picture. You really are missing out!

Grown-Up Chicken SO GOOD SO TASTY SO YOU MAKE IT RIGHT NOW.

OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...

Obama Really IS Creating Army Of Beyoncés, Alex Jones WAS RIGHT!

Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)
Fish that USED TO swim. (makes hand motion)

Feed Your Head With Balsamic Glazed Salmon

Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
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Have Some Jewish Penicillin, Because We All Feel Pretty Sick Right Now

Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.

Brokedown Wonk Palace! Your Open Thread!

#Wonkebago to Washington? ON HOLD.
Just me, showing off my meat.

Beef Wellington: Proof That I Have Lost My Damn Mind

Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
Best Game Ever!

Hey, Remember That Card Game We Made? Yeah, We Still Have Hundreds Of Them, Let’s Fix That!

Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)

Thank You Dearheart Wonkette Lovers!

Thank you for being with us this year. In return, we give you BABY PICTURES.

‘House Hunters’ And ‘Fixer Upper’ Are The Opiates Of The Masses. AND THAT’S FINE BY US

Would you read us more if we were just House Hunters recaps? Oh, also, your OPEN THREAD.
Totally Baked.

This Cheesy Garlic Chicken Will Help You Feel Better About 2016. Or At Least Full

OK, so the War On Christmas Season 2016 is over. FINALLY! You're done with the ultimate orgy of consumerism, and with spending half the day in the kitchen making some sort of extravagant meal you only attempt once or...
Soup for you!

Heat Up From The Inside With This Sweet, Savory Acorn Squash Soup!

Oh what is this deliciousness?

Guys, I Am Seriously Considering Running For Montana’s Congressional Seat

Somebody stop me! No, I mean it. Please stop me.