Dad of the year thinks it's cool for grown men to hit on teenage girls. Maybe cancel that slumber party at the Pollaks' house.
And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?
It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!
The morons are out IN FORCE.
Is it possible the Trump administration has done something that's not fucking people over? Maybe, this once.
The heart is a cowboy.
Let's get baked!
Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!
Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!
Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.
This man would not last long at your Wonkette, no longs at all!
What time is it? It's time to PAY THE PIPER, by which we mean 'me.'
Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!
Ben Sasse made some dumb words about lazy poors. AND WE ARE MAD!
Where in the world is the Wonkebago?
Nurse Rebecca will get that 'baby photo,' even if she has to jam that probe up to your eyeballs! That's dedication!
WONKET DREAM CORNER!