We now live under an administration that derides modernity in all things. Education should be guided by Bronze Age mythology. Settled medical consensus is rejected in favor of lies and poorly constructed, misleading arguments regarding the side effects and...
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OK, so: President Bannon, fascist dictatorship, Constitutional crisis, WTF did he just tweet? Pissed off allies, Putin puppet, marriage equality LOL, RESISTANCE! PROTESTS! *Yawn* Typical week under the Trump regime, right? And the Real Writers here at Wonkette...
Beyoncé is PRAGNET! With TWINS! (Also this is your open thread.)
Wanna win the war? You'll need some brain food!
Part of Yr Wonkette's self care regimen. Also yummy for its own sake.
#Wonkebago to Washington? ON HOLD.
Are you ready for Pinkham's meat?
Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
Your dance card just done filled right up!
Thank you for being with us this year. In return, we give you BABY PICTURES.
Would you read us more if we were just House Hunters recaps? Oh, also, your OPEN THREAD.
OK, so the War On Christmas Season 2016 is over. FINALLY! You're done with the ultimate orgy of consumerism, and with spending half the day in the kitchen making some sort of extravagant meal you only attempt once or...
Oh what is this deliciousness?
Somebody stop me! No, I mean it. Please stop me.