Mommyblogging

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens’ March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

Fuck Your Thoughts And Prayers, Joe Barton!

Five Dollar Feminist is MAD ABOUT A THING.

Tammy Duckworth To Teach US Senate Where Babies Come From

Tammy Duckworth just being awesome as usual.

‘I Heard Him Screaming At You In The Night, And I Was Scared’

But no pictures, so it doesn't count.

It’s 5:30 A.M.: Do You Know Where Your Children Will Live?

Let's be kind today.

Deleted Emails: Guess We’re All Mormons Now

Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.

Your 2017 Weekly Top Ten Official Wonkette Babby Picture Review

Boy howdy if the year of our Lord 2017 ain't been one hell of a shit pile. To channel my inner Jim Lahey, a real shit cherry, sitting on the top of a shit sundae, with streams of hot...

These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit

Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.

What It’s Like When Twitchy And The Daily Caller Drive You To Drink

The internet is very stupid sometimes.

Breitbart Dipshit So Mad The Beatles Made Roy Moore Touch Those Kids (Allegedly)

Dad of the year thinks it's cool for grown men to hit on teenage girls. Maybe cancel that slumber party at the Pollaks' house.

WHITE DADS ON DOPE! A Thanksgiving Mommyblog

And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?

Gather Ye, Salt Lake City, Pocatello, And Helena Libs! We Got Some Celebrating To Do!

It's our last week of 'vacation,' LOL, and we're spending it in your heartland! Don't miss us!

Fox News: If You’d Been Murdered Here, You’d Be Home By Now!

The morons are out IN FORCE.

Betsy DeVos Rescinds Ed Department Guidance Documents On Disability Rights. Is That Bad?

Is it possible the Trump administration has done something that's not fucking people over? Maybe, this once.