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Coarse And Onanistic? US? A Most Vintage Dear Shit-Fer-Brains!

This man would not last long at your Wonkette, no longs at all!

It Is Your Monthly Reminder, Gentle Wonkette Readers, To #PayTheFuckUp

What time is it? It's time to PAY THE PIPER, by which we mean 'me.'

Mommy, How Are Icky Trump Surrogates’ Adultery Love Babies Made?

Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!

Fuck You, Ben Sasse!

Ben Sasse made some dumb words about lazy poors. AND WE ARE MAD!

Where Are We Drinky-Thinging At You Next Friday, Wonkers?

Where in the world is the Wonkebago?

Hawaii Crisis Pregnancy Center Will Jam An Ultrasound Wand In Your Vagina FOR JESUS!

Nurse Rebecca will get that 'baby photo,' even if she has to jam that probe up to your eyeballs! That's dedication!

A Shitty Yelp Review For A Trump Resort That Doesn’t Exist

WONKET DREAM CORNER!

Welcome To Trump Country, Comrade! It’s Kremlin, Montana, Population: YOU!

You know what you need in Trump Country? Pictures of this WONKETTE GRANDBABY.
Garden In A Bowl

Gazpacho: the Original Smoothie?

So, here we are. 4th of July. Independence Day. The Most Sacred Celebration in our Nation's secular canon. A time to reflect upon the ideals our nation was founded upon and our efforts in striving to live...

May We Have Some More Please?

Feed the baby.

And Lo Unto Wonkette A Grandchild Is Born

L'CHAIM WORLD.

Fuckin’ A, People, It’s Not That Hard: The Trans-Cis-Woman Sister Act

It turns out some questions ARE that hard! Your new Wonkette advice column!

Dear Abby Shits Bed

How should I talk to other parents about guns? NEVER! NEVER TALK TO OTHER PARENTS ABOUT GUNS!
Sweet, Spicy Yum!

If It’s Summertime, It’s Shrimping Time!

Check out these two great shrimp recipes!

Oatmeal Nutella RESISTANCE Muffins: Because Donald Trump Is Not The Boss Of You!

We are going to make it through this fucking nightmare!!!!