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Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.

Advice For Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen, From Wonkette’s Jewish Mother

Happy New Year Michael Cohen, you nudnik! Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Let’s All Apply For This Trump-Fluffing Job At ConservativeDailyPost.com!

Do YOU have what it takes to be a Trump-loving journalist who makes words good?

FBI Finally Calls It Terrorism, Fox News Needs New Shorts

For viewers at home who were hoping, for some sick reason we cannot fathom, the deadly shooting Wednesday in San Bernardino, California, by now-dead suspects Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik, was a terrorist attack -- instead of simply another one of those...
This child can't stand Maureen Dowd either

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, September 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Kellyanne Conway Would Like Cops To Arrest Reporters *Tomorrow* Please, After She’s Gone

Kellyanne has a massive tax cut to sell here! She does not have time for your baloney, Mister!

RNC Paying For Trumps’ Lawyers, So, Surprise The Trumps Are Lawyers Now!

There is NOTHING these people won't steal! Did you ever wonder who steals the salt shakers at Outback Steakhouse? IT'S THEM!

OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!

Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?

Fourth Circuit Court Of Appeals Tells Trans-Bashing Goons To F*ck Off. Again.

Also, pound sand and eat an entire bag of dicks. We are paraphrasing the ruling, of course.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Rig An Election? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 6, 2017

The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!

Counterpoint: Please Don’t Punch Nazis!

Of course they deserve it. BUT STILL NO!

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Abortion Industrial Complex strikes again!

All Charges Dropped Against ‘Journalists’ Who Made Up Planned Parenthood ‘Baby Parts’ Story

Thanks to a technicality, felony charges have been dropped against the 'journalists' who made misleading videos claiming Planned Parenthood sold fetal parts for research